notSTOCKS

The unofficial stock market launchpad on @Robinhood
CA: 0xc966798540ff0edb5cd116f28c7c399e442e611d

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

23 indexed.
23 $nSTOCKS

$nAPPL - 0xfceec17191e5b091cb4c2b6d19ffc809b4c817cb
$nAMD - 0xc944113609a5f9cc63fd146b3f2a0f22d7a59b2d
$nAMZN - 0xa80321a09196f9a581677511a5a04ecb2148ad25
$nCOIN - 0xf0bda4cea03b2f7a928629a786ad86a671f64de5
$nCOST - 0x80bc42b223ff6c86c9c6225f1701e8935e277213
$nCRCL - 0x6cd697f092a88729229d1f219bfffa9b1d245020
$nDJT - 0x3cadcec40ccdb67fb76a5f038ce482b1c7bda349
$nGLD - 0x532e6382799716323539ff437da2729c89474ec6
$nGME - 0x2c8acc6c66c36aaa758b0b77eabc3f0b8312e463
$nGOOGL - 0xa10e58a73e8112de1c985a48df5fe3923795f316
$nHIMS - 0x393b0378cb1c939d0b9e24d315656c3e6647c5c5
$nMETA - 0xe72d2ef1465071d79acbeab3b83e6f2601ffaeeb
$nMSFT - 0xec9711c9c6aea20eba8093ff3f4688ab2902f72b
$nMSTR - 0xfafd36f876f8a6cdfe09999767178b344a494a52
$NNVDA - 0xc528790a950857a092a6329e70e397fb63ee4e26
$NPLTR - 0x026c50bc37b9dae86a0d0a9b9657f22c7d41885d
$NQQQ - 0x8fb7c254a6bc6e9f99f04e809bfa96d420e4c184
$nRDDT - 0xff2a769d88df1fc700535627d8bfac290c2e3dac
$nSNDK - 0xeae246ebee231a433140925719d4ada173243c3a
$nSPY - 0x40e7e7e8d472fc1c01e4d8639f9a55f475bff62e
$nSPCX - 0xcc87017b4edcc47197e4cb6941f987cf1ea2aa0f
$nTSLA - 0x51CB1dc0cBf1B16487C8c768C3496701336884b6
$nTTWO - 0x266a3385bc876a92b0fa87cf276cc03a0334f1e6

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

WHY WOULD YOU BUY STOCKS WHEN YOU CAN BUY NOTSTOCKS?

STOCKS
PROS:
• Backed by real companies
• Earnings, revenue and fundamentals
• Dividends
• Regulated
• Warren Buffett might approve
CONS:
• Market closes
• CEOs can ruin your bags with one tweet
• You need to understand what a P/E ratio is
• Everyone suddenly becomes a macro economist
• Boring

NOTSTOCKS
PROS:
• No fundamentals to worry about
• No earnings calls
• No quarterly reports
• No pretending you understand the economy
• Your portfolio can consist entirely of things that should not be listed on a stock exchange
• The market doesn’t care about your degree
• Pure exposure to absolutely nothing

CONS:
• Not actually stocks

The choice is yours.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

This is just the start of the notstocks movement …

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotAmazon has zero warehouses.

Logistics solved.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotTesla doesn’t manufacture cars.

This significantly reduces manufacturing costs.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

24 hours of NotStocks 🫡

All the NotStocks are listed.
The market is open.
The charts are moving.
And somehow we’re still here.

Stocks had decades to build their market.

$nstocks is just 24hours young

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

@D9vidson We love you $notSTOCKS member <3

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

The stock market. But make it meme.

Welcome to NotStocks.

$nSTOCKS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotApple has zero employees.

Incredible operating efficiency.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Wall Street had a good run.

Now meet Not Wall Street.

$nSTOCKS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

The stock market has bulls and bears.

The NotMarket has degens.

$nstocks

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

I’ll giveaway $100 worth of $nSTOCKS to someone that is currently following the page.

Follow @Notstocksdotfun

Retweet and share your Robinhood $ETH address.

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

https://t.co/yFWmIgr7Hn

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

notSTOCKS > STOCKS

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

35% (ALL) of the dev supply has been burnt.

https://t.co/lF4PoFLEfv

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

The project doesn’t need a team of 47 people pretending to build something.

It doesn’t need a whitepaper.

It doesn’t need an AI integration.

It doesn’t need a metaverse.

It already achieved its goal:

We removed the companies from the stock market and gave the world $nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

So what happens now? For $nstocks

You trade them.

You collect them.

You watch the real stocks move.

You explain to your friends why you bought notAAPL instead of AAPL.

And they probably won’t understand.

That’s okay.

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Each notstock is tied to a real stock ticker.

notAAPL goes up and down with AAPL.

But owning a notstock does not mean you own the actual company.

You own part of a joke about owning the company.

This is very important.

Probably. $nstocks