Notts Uni Student

Average Student at Nottingham University.

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#BritVoteOneDirection

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Animal fats are also found in toothpaste, shampoo, plastic shopping bags and hundreds of other everyday things. Please stop whining. Thx.

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ISIS trying to infiltrate us with paper bike helmets now. What's next?!??

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Ismail causing absolute carnage already... Brilliant. #VoteIsmail #RustlingFeathers @UoNSU @UoNSU_President

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@UoNSU @NottsNightline HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

Rumour has it that that this year's activities officer is always on time.

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Guess who's back....

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That terrible moment when you accidentally swipe left on a fittie. #tinder

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

@UoNSU_President Nah, don't get swept up by @impactmagazine's desperate stunt. Everyone loves a chant now and then. It's part of freshers.

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Almost tragic that @impactmagazine have to slate other Student Run Services to get hits on their website... #AreYouTheTab

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The only time we will do this...

RT to win 4x Season Passes to #WHP14. Winner announced midnight.

WHP14 Revealed: http://t.co/MgiR56dBb7

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

@ilove_Crisis @UoNSU How can you have an 'After Party' that you can't get into after the original party?

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.@UoNSU Grad Ball was a disaster. Jameela Jamil was the worst booking I've seen in years at a major event and crisis royally fucked the AP.

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.@UniofNottingham Ningbo Friendship Bridge? I mean really. Hire someone born after 1965 and with a shred of creativity.

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

In other news... #spottedinlenton Batman and Robin returning from keeping the peace on Lenton Boulevard.

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Let's face it. We all hate Farage. But it makes us look desperate when students throw support behind petty acts like egging. #democracy

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Just seen a DENCH rat in Lenton. #DENCH #SuperRat #Rattata #GottaCatchEmAll #GoogleMapsPokemonChallenge

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Heyyy, it's been a while. Here's a tip: Save money on toilet roll, and get your 9 grands-worth by pooping in Hallward. #everyshittlehelps

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

What even is 'deep house'.

[Notts Uni Student @NottsUniStud3nt]

Remember to use the loo before exams so that when the examiner says '5 minutes remaining', you shit yourself metaphorically, not physically.