Al

Cake eater, Tunbridge Wellsian, frustrated trapeze artist. If I die, please preserve my brain for future generations to dissect and eat.

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Maybe Starmer could try to become mayor of Manchester?

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Feel a bit sorry for Croatia after all that

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

You know what they say, 43.5 so often feels more like 44

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Delhi's temperature showed 43.5C. Why did it feel hotter? https://t.co/GaUBDaMNXl

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

South Africa have been biding their time well. These last few minutes will be the perfect time for them to spring their comeback

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

@teaforpterosaur Interestingly older people are possibly the worst offenders. No fewer than FOUR phones went off when I saw Shadowlands, which had an average audience age of about 67

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Got an email saying "Congratulations!" because I had signed a waver agreeing not to sue a waterpark if I drowned

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

I've already planned to do roast lamb for dinner and it's too late to go back now

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Though, curiously, one judge thinks NW by Zadie Smith is the best novel ever written. It's not even the best Zadie Smith novel

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

How many of the judges voting for Ulysses in the guardian's best novel of all time have read it?

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

I just voted, FUCKTARDS

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Sounds like this Al chap might be onto something

[Just Films and that @films_that]

This week we’re diving back into the listener’s suggestion pool as listener Al got in touch to suggest we take a look at Mona Lisa Smile from 2003.

But is it underrated, under seen or even both?

Find out now wherever you get your podcasts!

https://t.co/cEyXcQgmRu

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

The Alan Bennett-est of all Alan Bennett lines? In reference to the game of actors having to describe the (unwritten) life stories of their characters: "I'm always worried I will be called upon to give a fictitious account of myself"

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Can't believe my wife doesn't agree with my theory that the plot of Frozen 2 is too difficult to understand

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

FINALLY a cryptic crossword clue for Slipknot fans. My moment has come!

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Monty Python wouldn't have had the gumption to make a bit last this long

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

@pipterino In these instances I skim to the end just to see what happens, but at x5 normal speed. They never get better but at least you'll never be left wondering if it was all a dream or not

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

@dank_ackroyd The coveted noon slot

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Finished The Apprentice. Not sure if there has ever been one that was such a foregone conclusion from about week 3 before

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

Your annual reminder that I was a fan of Rory McIlroy before he was famous

[Al @NoughtPointZero]

I asked Gemini for birthday present suggestions for a 74 year old woman, and one of them was to spend two hours clearing up the files on her phone for her