Noukier

2025
MAMBA MENTALITY 👑🇵🇦

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing.

[Chicken King MMA @ChickenKingMMA]

Honestly fuck Donald Trump for making UFC Freedom 250 on a sunday

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you're going through your old texts and you realize how cringy you used to be.

[Devin Haney @Realdevinhaney]

Would you rather be underpaid or overrated..

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

Internet just be talking ain’t no one way to get rich I done seen the disciplined and undisciplined get rich. I done seen a dumb niga get rich and a smart nigga.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

Have you noticed how your humbleness makes some people think they can play with you.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Plan B it is. Fuck this crypto shit

[Noukier @Noukier_]

🤣🤣🤣

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

You savages bullied Justin Goythje so much he disabled his comments...

Do you feel good about yourself?!?!

[s44nti @s44nti]

“estás ocupado?”

yo: “no”

*videollamada entrante*

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Me convertí en el ser que siempre odié: no le respondo a la gente en WhatsApp.

[𝖢𝗈𝗋𝖻𝗂𝗇; @wiicckedg]

No usen IA para escribir, usen sus brotes psicóticos como los verdaderos poetas.

[𝖢𝗈𝗋𝖻𝗂𝗇; @wiicckedg]

Caminar sin podcast. Comer sin teléfono. Esperar el café sin scrollear. Ahí es donde aparecen las únicas ideas que después vas a reconocer como tuyas. Aburrirse a propósito es de los actos creativos más raros que quedan.

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Internet please make this a trend

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[Ixmi♡ @IXlover_meow]

Las cosas como son

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[Hlovo @hlovo_]

They’ll destroy your mental health and blame it on the moon

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.