Silvia Mélange

𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 💄 ✦✨ 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙠 & 𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮 ✨✦

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@duolingo psa: if I take a week off, I don’t wanna be reminded of your existence AT ALL. I wonder why you don’t publish the numbers of how many quit the app entirely in 2025 alone 🤔😏

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL The Dutch would do anything, except solve any actual problems 🤡🤡🤡

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@NL_Times We need to ban pvda from Amsterdam; a city founded on freedom is no place to apply 50 destructive dysfunctional restrictions per day.

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@duolingo May I do a lesson inbetween the ads ? So sorry to bother you, by the time all ads are over, I have already forgotten which language I was “learning” 💀

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@Keystone80435 @DutchNewsNL Yes! Monopolize and privatize everything! Then charge triple prices while providing sh!t services , the Dutch way💀

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@myanonpornac @DutchNewsNL That’s gotta be the most delulu statement of the day 💀🤣

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@myanonpornac @DutchNewsNL But who will pay your sociaale hulp?! You’d actually have to work 💀🤡

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL Creating standstill traffic is helping the environment how..?! I’d love for a representative of their organization to explain it to me 🤔

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@GraceJonesIsGod @DutchNewsNL We can’t.. that’s “democracy” 🤡

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL It would be funny if it wasn’t tragic- it’s not normal to have so much sickness at barely 20°C 🤯

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@NL_Times Doe normaal in action 🤡

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL Only effective rehabilitation would be a chemical castration! The a$$ backwards “policies” demonstrated by nl are criminal 🤯

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL A balmain skirt made from 100% polyester is priced at 990€. Is it “high-end” polyester?! What’s the difference between that and a skirt for 30€ from Alibaba, also 100% polyester. Explain it to me like I’m 5 😏

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL I think you spelled “95%” wrong 💀

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

I remember when the biggest concern #Eurovision had was someone from the audience getting on stage and mooning the cameras during the live broadcast. Simpler times #Eurovision2024

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@NL_Times But this article is from a month ago. #numbersdontlie

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL A lot of these need multiple choice answers 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@NL_Times We’re experiencing the hell-sema effect right now- bans for everyone on everything and extra xenophobia!

[Silvia Mélange @NouveauFlapper]

@DutchNewsNL What the actual 🤬