Ryan Evans

Juilliard 23’

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Apparently #woketwitter has taken down my mudslide posts. Here is like 9&10 idk but I may have to boycott

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Is there a support group for people who live with the biggest losers on earth that you get angry thinking about?

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

People who buy 50 lotto tickets should end it, I just want a blue pow shouldn’t be at 7/11 for 30 minutes

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Whoever started selling mopeds to minorities so they can doordash has to be the richest man on earth

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Diet Coke people should off them selves why are you drinking soda at 8 in the morning

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

I’m all for late term abortions if the kid makes day in the life videos

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Girls are fucking retarded when it comes to buying hats. Nice flat brim hat that just has some random brand on it you look incredibly gay

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

30 year old dudes love telling you about their fiance #gay

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Spent the weekend jestergooning and mucking China food. Whose doing it better than me (besides everyone whose in a committed relationship #pricks (want to say another word but worrried about it coming back to me))

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Need a sugar mama soooo badly

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

@MFryActual Hi Michael, at any point were you in conversations with dreamworks about an Over The Hedge 2 movie?

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

#Shrink my boy into the depths of hell

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Checking out the Fortnite item shop on my work laptop to remind myself what I grind for

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Sorry boss can’t be productive today my diamond dynasty needs me

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Stealing tp5xs from Walmart may be a top 5 feeling in the world

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Greatest Fortnite highlight tape of all time dropping at some point this week 👀👀

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Work doesn’t have bagels today so I’m refusing to work

[Ryan Evans @NovakEveryday]

Notre dame not having end racism in their end zones is kinda fucked up ngl

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Make beating the teens in gyms with hammers legal #evans2028