Pastor Tom

Shameless Retired Professional Gossiper.

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@TamukaAMasasire The lie got caught at using emirates to fly to Joburg in 1hr25. That’s a big fat lie. 😤

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@begottensun @NetOneCellular Hack their account!!!!! 💀💀💀

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@__Vigie Akabva nekuna Chamisa. But vanhu havadi kuzvinzwa.

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@oneal_k_ @Junior_MK__ Wait till you meet “Sibanda”! 🙌😂

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@yeumchicks @NNyashaYessur You’re going to miss heaven shem! 😅

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@mamakaCleo Ko hasha ndedzei? 😂

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@mamakaCleo And in all this tragedy you decided to attack the accent? 😂😂😂

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@thugwontmiss 😂😂😂😂😂

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I can’t believe the mayor of Harare said this in a council session. The mayor of the capital city of Zimbabwe! We’re doomed! 😭

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@veryown96 You move fast like WiFi! 😭😭😭

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@suprememxc Une mari kaa iwewe? 😅

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@woman_commando Haaa haurevesi!! 😂😂😂
Ngazviende mberi. Looks good on you!! 🍑

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@NdimloUnathi The biggest one. 😂

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@missf33fo @vawulence_lover Ah! Guys Dr Bean vanga variko but pakaitwa family photo vanga vaenda ku toilet.😭

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@DAZintelligence @__Vigie @Dutasteride06 DAZ yakazoenda nepi? Ndiwe umwe asara bro. 😂😂😂

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@InfinityBars99 @xumbercymbotie Symptoms of post nut clarity. Anga apedza manje paazoisa tweet. Coz no way you’re thinking about WemaBars at 3am! 😂😂😂

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@thatzambezichic @hatiperi_wacho @closedclaws Kuti tailor vari kuku sizer hanzi you look poor.😂

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@OUTLAWTHUGS @CeedeZakingi I don’t need to. It’s not relevant to my comment. 😅