Cody Carpenter

If you aren't Werner Herzog or Norm MacDonald I'm not responding.
(Serious inquiries only)

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@JustinWhang this seems up your alley.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

Found this old bottle from the 1930's in the creek with the cap on and a small amount of mystery liquid with little chunks inside. 100 reposts and I'll pop the top and taste it on video.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@Antoine8131 @SchizRat @PlisskenPatriot Show any proof, he couldn't.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@lordchefmcd @Wendigoon8 Oof, get community noted tree hater.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I have just completed what I believe to be the most comprehensive evaluation of Charlotte NC arrest records in history.

This project has taken me 3 months to complete, combing through over 50,000+ arrest records and mugshots.

I've found what appears to be massive fraud.

Thousands of Hispanics have been labelled as "WHITE CAUCASIAN" in the arrest records... THOUSANDS.

In fact, I found over 500 cases where Hispanics who were arrested more than once... had their "Ethnicity" CHANGED from "Hispanic" to "Caucasian" from one arrest to another.

Horrifyingly, I found HUNDREDS of these "White Caucasians" were actually ILLEGAL ALIENS from foreign countries with ICE detainers.

Perhaps most disturbing...

Many of the illegal aliens who were labelled as "WHITE CAUCASIAN" had already been released back into the public, DESPITE the ICE detainer requesting they stay in prison.

We have a serious problem.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@ABC I appreciate that they only arrest the white people. Don't want to be racist after all.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

All of this happened in the past three weeks.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@dbongino Forget what?

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@FoxNews @AmericaNewsroom Really weird how the official number of Holocaust survivors keeps going up even though the ones who were allegedly young at the time are geriatrics now.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@CBSNews Good, let's not put the flag of the people who killed Jesus in front of his house. (Not that God is really represented in any protestant church)

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Rioter in France.

“In the name of Allah, we will kill them all!”

Still think these are “protests” about dirty classrooms?

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

Imagine being this much of a shill.

[The Alex Nowrasteh @AlexNowrasteh]

@bizzzDJM It wouldn't be. But Americans and Haitians would both be better off if Haitians left Haiti and came to the United States.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@DiggingInTheDi1 Same with jews

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@AFpost #IAMJOHNDOE

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

The three main Indian gods are all rapists. Is it any surprise that all Indians are rapists? They invent their gods after their own nature.

We can’t tolerate people who worship rape demons. Every single Indian has to go back.

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@ashthom199 @mrfturbo

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@nypost

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

@DOODY5O4 @NBCNews Because his son was also a pos who got what was coming to him?

[Cody Carpenter @NowWithCody]

Ladies I literally just made the tweet, you didn't have to prove me right so fast.

[WPL @WomenPostingLs]

This is gonna keep happening on a HOURLY basis until we start taking rights away from women.