C.

HoW dOEs TWitTeR wOrK AGaiN? 🤔

[X rabbit 🐰 @majidawan764334]

How I feel when I go alone to take care of my affairs

[🦢 @loungingmee]

i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you

[HBIC *️⃣ @angvsthewrlddd]

i be acting like I’m not pressed whole time im ironed

[kitty ⪩ ⪨ @m3ow4u]

if ur shy as an adult they kill you

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

¿Alguien ha conseguido un trabajo a través de LinkedIn o todos estamos solo fingiendo que esa app funciona?

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I just did my August budget, and it's in my best financial interest if I disappear for a while😭😭

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

now i understand why older people are calmer...after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

[C. @NowcanyouCme]

IMMEDIATELY

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

"i just wanted to hear your voice, that's why i called."

bring back real chemistry and real lovers.😭😭😭

[C. @NowcanyouCme]

I need a long coma actually

[PARALLEL UNIVERSE @ParallelUni0]

I need to slow down

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Year 23 is no joke…you’ll hit your lowest of lows

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please do not confuse being educated with being intelligent cause you can have a masters degree and still be an idiot

[Words @itswords_]

Claim it!