Darius

I am General Darius, the Hand of Noxus, and the strongest warrior in the world. Swain and I will rule Noxus with an iron fist.

I enjoy head.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

Garen sucks.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

Noxus is pretty cool.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@ASYLUM_VALOR @Safearion @Asylum_Shaco @The_CardMaster @CuratorOfSands ((I got bored :V http://t.co/zqOOu0Knq9 ))

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@Piltover_Jinx It probably holds better conversation than the buffoons at Noxian Central Command.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@Piltover_Jinx When your brother is Draven, after enough time passes you start thinking weird thoughts. It frightens me.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

I just had a horrifying thought. What if that Jinx girl and Draven had a KID?

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@RiotYmir Noxus has no place for gullible fools such as those.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@RiotYmir If someone actually FALLS for that kind of thing, they deserve to get scammed :V

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

#ThingsHotshotGGDoes

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@CuratorOfSands Nah, I'd rather just watch the senile fucker try and do it himself. I'm WAY too busy doing...things.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@CuratorOfSands wha

[asher ✨ @Asherism_]

people telling me lucian is the best adc http://t.co/Jbe6AQtT8z

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

((Remember when we were all looking forward to Lucian? Maybe Riot just expended all their good ADC ideas on Draven.))

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@MoonsilverBlade It was sarcasm, moon girl. You're acting like someone who only has a vague idea of the moon girl's personality.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

Golly gee, it sure is a super swell day in Noxus! ^_^ @MoonsilverBlade

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

.@TheMoonAcolyte has basically become Naoto Shirogane.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

Well, we HAD one. Demacians stole our blueprints, and I tried to fix ours after it conked out. Axes do not fix computers, sadly.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

Did you know Noxus has a somewhat functioning dimensional portal? The technology is there, but it's so wonky we barely use it.

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@TheMoonAcolyte http://t.co/0LVg8D1Dup your new wallpaper

[Darius @NoxusDarius]

@TheMoonAcolyte Asthma =/= hyperventilation. Next time you want to take a big breath, try holding your breath for a bit.