Joe Noyes

im pretty good at drinking beer

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@Cutterthecaddie Thank you.

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@ChipotleTweets please tell me how this is okay? Look at how much I just spent for double chicken delivered through @DoorDash. I know you always get less without watching you make it but this is just ridiculous.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man said he found James Harden at the gas station 😂

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@BarstoolPhilly Spoooooon Fed

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@BrettCase84 Holy CTE

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@JohnStolnis Please Phillies, do nothing mentioned here.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

This was ruled a check swing by two different umpires

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Umpire thinks Realmuto embarrassed him on purpose so he ejects him, a breakdown

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

they experimented with some different rules back in 1974 to try to speed up the game and it was a complete and utter fiasco

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@jamiecweir You know that really old shirt in the back of closet that you wore a couple times 20 years ago but can’t bring yourself to throw it out? It’s that.

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@LinkedInHelp hi. I sent you a DM and need some assistance with my account. I’d greatly appreciate a reply. Thanks!

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@blair_wheeler @LIVGolfInv Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@BarstoolPhilly Pat Burrell.

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Bryce Harper, but Moneyball

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

I am giving away as many as 9 @TaylorMadeGolf Stealth drivers.

Depends how many fairways I hit here. My right fairway edge was actually the red tent but you get the gist. Make sure you’re following @TaylorMadeGolf & @ForePlayPod & RT to win.

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@ehasselmann “A slider is a 2-seam fastball” made me stop reading any of the rest of your responses. Not sure who you are but you should start searching #getaclue instead of #LLWS

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

Sliders should be an illegal pitch in Little League. Can’t believe how many I’ve seen throwing them in the #LLWS

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@ehasselmann The stress a slider puts on your elbow is the reason a 12 year old child should never throw it. Not really sure what that has to do with a 2-seam or 4-seam fastball.

[Joe Noyes @Noyes26]

@JdotLaw21 Clear the mechanism