David Noyes

Make them laugh!!!

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

Do you think they have tried turning Facebook and Instagram off at the plug for 5 mins and then back on??? Works for me 😳😳😳

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

@laura_woodsy Straight out of Carnaby Street 😇😁

[Jordan Noyes @jordannoyes23]

Rest in peace Aaron Lowe! Thoughts are with you and your family, I still can’t believe it 💔

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

HE DID IT….🇬🇧🏈🇺🇸 Jordan Thomas Noyes
Jordy had his 1st & 2nd opportunity to kick a field goal.
“IT WAS GOOOOOOOOD”. 🙌🏽 🎉🎊
Utah Utes came from behind to win. A day of perfect kicking.🖤❤️ NOYES FAMILY SO PROUD ❌🏈❌💙❌.



[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

I went Bowling last night. It was SO quiet in there you could hear a pin drop. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

I have just come back from Specsavers, and you will never guess who I bumped into......EVERYONE ! D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

“Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.” D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.” D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

'One-armed butlers...........they can take it but they can’t dish it out.'D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me over. D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, "Does he taste funny to you?"D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.'D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

'I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.'D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.D😇

[David Noyes @NoyesWHU]

When I die I want to go peacefully like my mates grandfather did-in his SLEEP. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.D😇