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Four doors, more hoes

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Seeing a woman you really like naked for the first time must really be something

[Kijana Ya KU 🎓 @Iam_kuria1]

" Act like your hairline and back off "

[sen @i8zack]

Found a guy with the same attitude as me, he’s annoying as fuck 😭😭😭😭

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

[Dr Alahai @Alahai256]

This week, Amen

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

Mamba village 😂😭

[🎀 @16lee_]

prem football coming back and the streets (me) are saying manchester united are winning the league

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Portugal are preparing for a significant loss in attention and revenue once Cristiano Ronaldo retires from international football

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

So Pele has 757 goals as at 2021 but he now has 1283 in 2026?? You people will explain it to us😂😂😂

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪 @qsleyy]

Even if them carry the pistol give you, you go complete zero shot on target like your idolo

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"@Cristiano isn't the 🐐" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

You can do everything right & still lose .

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Hey?

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu vendo que a multa é em pesos argentinos

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Kule rumande wamepata mwimbaji hodari, hakuna kuboeka mamae

[MJ🥰 @itsMJ_Ke]

Na msijifanye mmesahau safaricom ndio walipeana Albert ojwang's location so Justice cannot be selective. Everyone who played a role in this case has questions to answer

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Este Mundial partimos odiando a Cucurella y terminamos amando a Cucurella. Messi partio como idolo y termino como villano anti futbol. Cristiano siguio demostrando que es el deportista mas admirable de todo los tiempos. El mundo se entero que Halaand es real, sobre todo las chicas. Valentin Barco recibió un tate quieto de Bellingham. Y terminamos todos queriendo ir de vacaciones a Cabo verde.

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

A los argentinos cuando Maradona metió un gol con la mano no les pareció sospechoso. Cuando los argentinos le dieron agua con somníferos a Brasil no les pareció raro. Cuando su dictadura robó el mundial de 1978 todo estaba bien. Los 5 penaltis en 7 partidos de Qatar tampoco les pareció sospechoso. No les pareció sospechoso robarle a Egipto o a Suiza. Pero perder una final en la que tiraron 0 veces en 120 minutos les esta pareciendo un robo y todo muy conspiranoico. Te tienes que reír 😆