Desiree garcia

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[Desiree garcia @Nqualms]

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[Sham Idrees @Shamidrees]

"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

I have a smart phone with a dumb battery

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Say 'beer can' with a British accent. I just taught you how to say 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent.

[ASFURIAS @ASFURIAS]

FELIZ DÍA DE ASTURIAS A TODOS LOS MIS ASTURIANINOS,SIEMPRE ORGULLOSOS DE LA NUESTRA TIERRINA #PUXAASTURIES

[perfect tweets @_thesayings_]

Immature love is wanting the one you love to be happy only when their with you. Mature love is wanting the one you love to be happy, period.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

People: "I love it when my girlfriend/boyfriend tells me they love me." You: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."