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hibiscus flower

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•tell your friends about him
•respond fast
•care about him
•text him
•genuinely like him

Works like a charm, every time.

[FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena]

(Birthing in Japan update) so I just found out the reason the doctors were so concerned about my baby. They thought he had severe jaundice because the machines used are made for Asian babies (nurses words)

They couldn’t find out the cause until now.

Diagnosis: He’s Black

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 @dreamyflowerrs]

prettiest bouquet flowers

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[prettiest princess 🎀 @prttyprincss69]

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness, and a crippling amount of anxiety

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[angel face @b777tx]

when you fart and the bubble slides between ya lips then pops

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

My cat whenever I put something on her

📹 starwarsla | IG

[tony @joeIsmillers]

twas the night before the mandalorian and grogu....

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Disney knows not to let me near this puppet because he’d be in my purse within 5 minutes

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear underwear designers,
Not all women want bows on their bras and undies

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

my homie just said "Q as in Cucumber" this mf need to turn on some Ms. Rachel

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

I’m at an age where opening my blinds to get some sunlight in the house brings me joy.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

a tiny whore top and baggy pants combo >>>

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

FACTS: Spoiled women spoil back. Remember that.