Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia)

Here for all your funeral and gravesite needs. Contact us via DMs for further assistance. ⚰️ Here For You, Even With One Foot In The Grave

[koi | soljjyuahz apologist 🐟 (ia for college) @tekmmu]

this also applies to the trolling nswer community accts i run (feds, priest, mayor, assassin, and funeral home accts lmao) i'll be checking in once a week, but that'll be about it until we have a break period

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@ntrvp6 I felt a mosquito? I could've sworn I had bought bug spray...

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

This afternoon we grieve the loss of a chaos agent in the community, @ntrvp6, who was assassinated due to denial. 💔👼

[nswer profesionale (semi-ia) @nswerassassin]

I see. A shame it has to be this way.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@ntrvp6 Who keeps messing with the A/C? It sounds like it's puttering out.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@ntrvp6 What is that sound I hear? The wind?

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@nicithenswer @S2ULLYOON If you or the deceased's loved ones would like to hold a Celebration of Life party for the memory of the deceased, please reach out via DMs.

BUY 1, GET 1 FREE SALE ON NOW!!

BUY 1 HEADSTONE, GET A 2ND ONE FREE!!***

***(terms and conditions apply)

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

Another one gone too soon. Everyone please join us in thoughts and prayers for the memory of @S2ULLYOON, who was taken from us on this day in the year 2025. 💔

[nswer profesionale (semi-ia) @nswerassassin]

For a crime against humanity.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@morrowpilled That is so tragic. I hope you can move on from that and seek out peace.

BUY 1, GET 1 FREE SALE ON NOW!!

BUY 1 HEADSTONE, GET A 2ND ONE FREE!!***

***(terms and conditions apply)

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

Hello everyone. Please join us here at the funeral home in mourning the loss of @morrowpilled , who tragically left this realm today after seeing a heartwarming post and has gone on to the great beyond. 🙏

[🐶🩷 @clitzyis5]

@Yuqis_dad @haewonaaahh 🪦

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

Today we also mourn the loss of the beloved @usernmik, who passed on to the other side after wreaking emotional havoc upon the Mixxtopian community. 😔🥀

[nswer profesionale (semi-ia) @nswerassassin]

For emotional damage.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

Nswers, please join us in mourning the loss of @OhhHeywon, who devastatingly was assassinated right in front of their friend's grave. 🥀

[nswer profesionale (semi-ia) @nswerassassin]

To join your friend in the grave.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

There are many funerals to be had this week already. Give us just a moment to process this coffin paperwork and we will get right on it.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

We spoke too soon...

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

You'll find out soon...

During our Buy One Get One Free event!

For a limited time only, buy ONE headstone, get a SECOND one for FREE!!***

***(for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary)

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

We have changed our ways. We now follow more than just the assassin. We don't want our business practices to seem anything less than "ethical". 🙂‍↕️

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

You'll find out soon...

During our Buy One Get One Free event!

For a limited time only, buy ONE headstone, get a SECOND one for FREE!!***

***(for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary)

[Panda Heywon 🐼 @OhhHeywon]

is there an Nswer Heaven or Hell, and what happens to Nswers after they die?

@nswerassassin
@nswerfunerals

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

Everyone please join us in memoriam of dear @Lily_My_Flower, who was tragically assassinated on this day, August 15th, of the year 2025.

🙏🥀⚰️

[nswer profesionale (semi-ia) @nswerassassin]

For the crime of not knowing the difference between Portuguese & Spanish.

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@dokidreams Hold the phone it's coming in now...

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

We promise we are only taking advantage of the possible spike in business.

[pomme 🌙 🝮 ♪♫₊˚ˑ༄ؘ @soljjyuvision]

@cosmicmixxtopia @axo_back @NswerFunerals THIS IS OMINOUS

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@dokidreams I think I hear a death coming soon...

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@dokidreams We hope so as well. We only intend to bury the deceased. 🙂‍↕️

[Nswer Graveyard & Funeral Home (semi-ia) @NswerFunerals]

@dokidreams No. Not at all. You seem perfectly healthy. 👍