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ran by laztec and @syrenarchGMD

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I've enjoyed my time here until very recently, but it just doesn't really matter to me anymore. This isn't really a goodbye tweet as much as it is letting people know this account is dead and I'm just on @syrenarchGMD but even then I'm just letting gdtwt go indefinitely

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Twitter is the last social media I haven't uninstalled and otherwise just a waste of my time. I suppose this is an end of an era and while it sounds stupid I don't regret making this shit post gimmick account.

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@ClaudioLokas @fuzzytennisbalz @NaloVideo most of the player base that is still active mind you

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@fuzzytennisbalz @NaloVideo Is this meant to be considered old lol

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this tweet is kind of terrifying

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@galofuf I have but I can't create lol

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@nickTria_ @okthen263 'The guy from fortnite' ahhh typa reply

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@Arb71703 mb og

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bro really switched up and all

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@WpopoffW robtop when he doesnt add the most requested feature in the entire game 💀

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@DijonGD Why is that a surprise when the level is just harder anyway

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because he can't rap

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Bbno$ seems so chill and his songs are catchy

Why is he so hated?

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I narrowly survived falling into a gorilla enclosure in 2016

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Share a piece of lore about yourself

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@juulybawls you are not jackinjason

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@bitchfetus123 @ween1e_hut_jr based

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@HerTohmas51725 @usere7b0xnz2hl Sunix was also 1 level off beating the entire main list

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@_Gh0steyy @usere7b0xnz2hl Holy ragebajt

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@JettJamez I went through 4 different input devices on my last hardest meaning I had to relearn the click pattern due to different latency 4+ times meaning I spent like 4x the attempt count so twas not a very nice experience

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@roun_sa_ville @jfk_noscoper420

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@nimmcymeow @CraftyMasterman actually yes

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Acting like men don't do this too

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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

At a party, a young woman was asking people to guess her weight. I spoke up, raising my beer to attract attention, and said “112 pounds!”

She broke into tears.

“What's the matter?” I said. “Was that too high?”

She replied, sobbing, “No! I'm EXACTLY 112!”

“So, what's the problem?”

“I don't want to LOOK like it!”

Think about that long enough, apply it to everything, and you'll understand women and how they use power when they get it.

She didn't want to weigh less. She wasn't playing a guessing game. She didn't want the truth. She wanted people to TELL her she LOOKS LIKE she weighed less than she ACTUALLY did.

“Look at my 112-pound body and deliberately say a smaller number to show that you're willing to tell obvious lies in front of everyone to put me on a pedestal! Otherwise, I don't feel more special than the other girls!”

Now apply that formula to the last 100 years of Western civilization. Anything click?