Nuala

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

@memybpd 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

My skins nearing the worst it’s ever been in my life and I’m away to be 23 and Roisin’s barely had a spot in her life, where is the justice?

[ben @TheBeNME]

imagine you’ve been dragged down the road sideways by a royal mail van and ellie goulding pops in your car to see if you’re alright hahahahha what a day

[b.b @benoobrown]

Current mood: #exitpoll

[Liam @liam_donnelly16]

Will the NHS take klarna?

[LJ @LJEm__]

you won boris. enjoy downing street, i hope it makes you happy. dear lord, what a sad little life, boris. you ruined jeremy’s rep completely so you could have a majority and i hope now you can use this to get lessons in grace and decorum xx #ElectionResults2019

[Britain Elects @BritainElects]

SNP likely to gain Stirling from the Conservative Party

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

Is there an extended returns policy on this election since it’s the festive period? Exchange only would also suffice

[Lothian Buses @on_lothianbuses]

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To enter like, retweet and tell us who you would share the prize with!

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#ShareYourChristmas

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

No one listens to me when I say they need to watch Scent of a Woman but it is honestly just one of the best damn films ever made

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

@maaaisieeee The light at the end of the tunnel is me x

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

i love these tweets where people are shocked that celebrities worth $20m are able to take good care of their skin

[mimi ☭ @ameliamcd_]

“so I was on my gap yah and I just saw the chavs at this, you know, food bank and thought goodness me, how about we carry on stahving them? Plus Brexit means it’s a jolly good amount cheapah for my horse’s passport!”

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

as it’s December the 1st I feel the time as come for us to address the elephant in the room; Elf, is an abhorrently shite movie.

[Liz Fraser @lizfraser1]

Just went up to a lady with not one but TWO newborns strapped to her chest in a baby sling.
‘They’re beautiful. Good on you’, I said, nodding my admiration.
She looked at me, appalled.
I looked at her babies again.
They were breasts.
Just two, massive breasts.
Great.

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[Jimmy Fandango @ikissonthelips]

Me after I psipsipsi the cat and it runs away

[Nuala @Nualaaaa]

Can't quite believe me and Chloe wasted A YEAR of life not speaking and now she's like my 5th limb and the bitch is gonna leave me soon 😭❤️