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26/MDNI
Whitest man this side of the Mississippi

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@itsmmmila

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The second I get 2 moots and Oomfs I'm going to sharpie marker "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" on their tits. #nsfwt #moots #oomfs

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@itsmmmila It's devotion

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In whitest tits, in blackest ass, a munch I must be before I smash. Let those who ignore a delicious snack, beware my fixation, TITS AND RACK

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@sleepyy_still

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@HanahNotMi Damn these biblically accurate angels have less eyes than I thought

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One like and a retweet?? Please please, there's enough of me to go around 🙂‍↕️

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I turn into the middle beast when I see a rack 😔

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All a man (me) needs in life is to have his (my) balls used like a Fushigi™ by a big boobed woman with bipolar disorder.

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@menaceari Just wait until they find out about balls. You've got chesticles we've got testicles.

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BREAKING NEWS: Your ass is so fat and jiggly and voluptuous! BEWARE: That shit getting eated.

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Heavy is the hand that cranks the hog

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Torta pounder + long hair + munch + veiny hands

I'm a fucking Wendy's 4 for 4

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We gotta rename Handjob because some of you mfs are not employed.

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@butttermilkuuu And here we were assuming you were just talking like Navi

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I'm like if Obi-Wan downed a 6 pack of coors and got addicted to cigarettes

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@badgingerbb Good thing we paint our nuts

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Boner? I just met her tf....

Is she chubby though? 🤨

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Sometimes my dick gets hard and produces messages from deep space like a satellite receiver. They're always horny.

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Grabbing a fat bitches stomach while I rail her has me feeling like a pirate who found treasure

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*shakes magic 8 ball* WHERES MY FAT BITCH WITH BIG TITTIES AT?!

#nsfwtwt