— Rᴇxʏ.

—————— “ʀᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʀʀʀʀʀʀʀ."

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

≫ ʀᴇx.
ᴊᴜʀᴀssɪᴄ ᴘᴀʀᴋ/ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ▪︎ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ.
sʟs/ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ▪︎ʟɪᴛ./ᴅᴇsᴄʀ.
ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #PɪxɪᴇJᴇᴅɪ

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

She’s looking for @OfRexesAndHeels.

Rexy needs some attENTion.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Will find her,
eventually. https://t.co/GYt8Z68NUj

[𝒫𝒶𝒸𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒶 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 @ObdurateMinx]

Hides https://t.co/Am30BhJ52J

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

@OfThwiping Peter!
Outstretches miniature arms in the boys direction.

He’ll roar a little softer, pleading for Peter’s attention.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Busts in and rooooaaaarrrrsss loudly.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Rexy’s a shimmying and a swaying, grooving to her own beat. Even though she doesn’t even know what that is. https://t.co/mN9GPRoAkT

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Wants to cuddle @OfRexesAndHeels, but she may squish her.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Aight, /nobody/ judge, but Rexy is trying to mimic Owen’s dance moves.

She’s swaying her hips and tail, although it’s not very rhythmic. But she’s trying. https://t.co/KatqdRpO0n

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Is sneaking up behind him.
All stealthy like.

BOOM!
Well, she’s trying to be quiet, but her weight and heavy steps aren’t helping. https://t.co/0pGr30XOCe

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

↱ All this Jurassic World stuff makes me want to go to Universal :’)

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

At least I don’t look like a weird ass turkey leg.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Oh look, it’s Spino the big nosed dino.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Blinks at. https://t.co/OL9XZkQkeK

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Yawns.
Hacks up a half eaten goat.

Much better. The indigestion was horrible.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Pipes up.
Wags her tail.

She wants attenTION.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

And yours is the Spinosaurus.
What did you spin too much as a baby?

Or did they just call you that because they didn’t care enough to give you an actual name.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

At least I don’t have a DUMB NAME!

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

Oi!
You should get a nose job, PINOCCHIO.

It’s a wonder you don’t fall over with how big your schnoz is.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

↱ I swear I can be serious 😂😂

But this account’s already rolling in the crack pile.

[— Rᴇxʏ. @NublarRuler]

↱ Damn typos