Nuclear Pinata

A ghostwriter whose spirit animal is a nuclear pinata. Candy gibbets glowing in the dark and all.

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I had to pick the longest day of the year to #stopsmoking. I'm the dumbest pinata alive... #FML #SummerSolstice

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This... https://t.co/LPcUCCEl7H

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Let it be known today is the First of May by Jonathan Coulton https://t.co/mxk9KoYQwr #NowPlaying #NSFW

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Once-endangered bookstores are booming again - Chain bookstores forgot that people who read do so to feed... https://t.co/t06Bb2gmWT

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This Chain Owns the Taco Tuesday Trademark, and It's Not Afraid to Sue You - If you’re one of those people... https://t.co/pzq2CqxQlS

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#OddMessageInABottle Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. #ChristmasStory

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I feel the need, the need for manatee #AnimalAQuote #Topgun

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#AnimalAQuote Four score and seven ocelots ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all ocelots are created equal.

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#SignsYouAreInAHorrorMovie #POTUS using the phrase, "mission accomplished."

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If You’re Not Sure How a Male Author Would Describe You, Use Our Handy Chart - This fits along perfectly... https://t.co/rFZTP7SqAi

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#ICantConfirmNorDeny the book you're reading right now was ghostwritten by me. #writer #author #ghostwriter

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Forty years ago, ‘Rock Lobster’ launched the career of the B-52s — and revived John Lennon’s - The muses... https://t.co/Xqx8FixI4b

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This isn't scary at all. They just to protect us... Right? https://t.co/rYLGfIybqx

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@Comcast this is your cable line that's been down in my back yard for 2 weeks. Tickets 45959934 and 45879522 not happy at all.

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If you're looking for a burrito that's as big as a dead cat on
#NationalBurritoDay the food truck here is your answer. https://t.co/MPNoWwkPbh

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📹 THE MAN WHO KILLED DON QUIXOTE Official Trailer (2018) If you’re not a Terry Gilliam fan or ever... https://t.co/bVPvNBfvRR

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After spending 3 hours sorting out a problem with my email, this is pure gold. https://t.co/7TCTqQUbVn #costco #kirklandlight #beer

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El Arroyo on Instagram https://t.co/TanG6yGZyw

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#MyChildhoodTaughtMe pulling my Dad's finger wasn't a grand idea.

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Swamp ass in January #WorstCaseScenarioIn4Words