Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate

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[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@ThatRedCatholic Me. Simple as that. I'm from the working class, and spent the past year designing an economic system which would fix this country. I respect AOC, but she's notoriously behind the ball on things that matter. Put her plan up against my own and see who actually need to be president.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@JimmyDBoston23 @BiatchDulce Are you fucking stupid? The US left the gold standard after literally the worst economic crisis in modern history the fucking Great Depression.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@boujiebaddie Fuck no, he's a fucking Israel shill.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@greendragonhq Done. Any other requests?

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@brent858 Oh I plan to expose his ass when we get on stage together. He's a slimy two-faced used car salesman looking motherfucker.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

Look at the view to like ratios, and they had to turn off comments XD how fucking pathetic.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@emkenobi @carolinekwan I mean literally any progressive is better than that two-faced fuck. I mean we all know that Newsom isn't the one running his own social media accounts. The kid running them is a better option than he is.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@FoggyGirl99 Ah I see. I thought you might be referring to depopulation as is common among some people's opinions. But I'm a person who doesn't believe in infinity...at least not in the material plane. I think a strong economy is not the same as a quickly growing one.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

✅Gay Marriage
✅Decriminalize drug possession
✅️Pro-Choice
✅ Trans ppl are valid
✅Third gender marker
✅️Anti-death penalty
✅️Secularist
✅Feminist
✅Anti-physical punishment on kids
✅Polyamory is ok
✅Abolish for profit prison
✅Reform the police
✅HRT for free

[foggy girl 🥂🐺🪶🎀🦋🔻 @FoggyGirl99]

✅Gay Marriage
✅Decriminalize drug possession
✅️Pro-Choice
✅ Trans ppl are valid
✅Third gender marker
✅️Abolish death penalty
✅️Secularist
✅Feminist
✅Anti-physical punishment on kids
✅Polyamory is ok
✅Abolish prison
✅Abolish police
✅ Degrowth
✅HRT for free

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@whozgrimez If you oppose that then support me and my presidential campaign. I have a vested interest in making sure LGBT+ rights are protected.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

Simple fact is that we all should have the money to live more than just a bare subsistence life. We all should have both the time and money to live. Not just the ability to scrape by, but to actually live. My platform provides that.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@TaniaSaidWhat Takes Israeli blood money, threw trans people under the bus, opposed/vetoed a wealth tax (not sure if it made it to his desk yet), looks like a used car salesman, and is just another corpo fuck who doesn't give a damn about working people.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@FoggyGirl99 Speaking as an ordained minister, Christian Nationalism is exactly the shit Christ warned about in Matthew 7:22-23. People that would do evil in his name. Fuck these mother fuckers.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@bridget_yoyo_67 Please keep me! o.o

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@AezzieUwU I will challenge this notion. A strong right wing opposition party pulls the overton window to the right. This is why we had two genocide supporters as presidential candidates. We need the Republican party to fade into obscurity and a strong left wing party to challenge Dems.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@Ghost_Of_Jak @LivStrDAlt Name one problem the Republican Party or the Centrist Dems who have had power for decades, actually solved. Not just slapped a bandaid on or kicked down the road 4 more years, but actually solved.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@skyehasanidea The hell is this person even talking about?

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@FoggyGirl99 Idaho has a larger population than Montana. All you would do is make one big red state out of a red state and a somewhat purple state.

[Austin L. Johnson ☢️ 2028 Candidate @NuclearPres]

@alwayzright666 @BiatchDulce Fucking hilarious coming from the party banning books about LGBT+ people from libraries.