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Basically an over-anxious pile of sentient glitter in heels. Left, but trying not to be fucking weird about it.

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If it's worth doing, it's worth using your whole ass.

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Just so we're all on the same page, these are the kind of "repairs and maintenance" that NYC landlords were doing while rents were *not* frozen.

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@Sulliedsubjects When I had more amenable roommates, we would have monthly craft nights where we just had a potluck style dinner and did crafts in the dining room, but it's hard to have people over when nobody has space or money.

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@BartlyRat That's just Canal Street, it's been like that for at least 20 years, probably more. What point is this guy even trying to make?

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@BartlyRat Gonna print this tweet on a Christmas card to send to my parents this year.

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To the dude in the bed next to me at the ER who suggested I get a second opinion by putting my symptoms into chatGPT, I hope the doctors are able to fix whatever is wrong with your brain.

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@petersaysathing The older I get the more I understand Larry David also.

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There is ZERO GODDAMN REASON for any store to be playing Burl Ives on their music loop right now. Sit your holly jolly ass down until December 15th before your establishment gets burned to the fucking ground.

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Hot take: every form of mass transit should have a quiet car, but especially NJT.

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@lesliejrising Me getting dressed up to come out of your phone:

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@quoiquonfesse Hence why I have picked up approximately 8000 different crafts over the course of my adult life. Lol.

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@quoiquonfesse This is my first project with a wood burner. It's basically just gently burning things with a soldering iron. Different shaped tips do different stuff, but I haven't really gotten to experiment much yet.

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@quoiquonfesse Maybe I can make you one for Xmas.

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@quoiquonfesse Oh, but you could call yours a Loony Bin!

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I'm using this box to hold dollars, in case that wasn't evident.

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I have homework to do, so I decided to do a wood-burning homage to the best episode of Cribs ever filmed.

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My foreman called me "doll" and I didn't know whether to be offended or start doing The Crapshooter's Dance. Lol.

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Good morning from my cat

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@lesliejrising Would it be foolish of me to assume that that means the developers and voice talent get paid more?

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@lesliejrising Are the games still $70 even though there's no physical media to distribute??

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@lesliejrising Wait. I stopped following tech after best buy fired me. They make gaming systems without disc drives?!??