Nuclear Cheng

This is a Cheng parody account, that exists for the amusement of his former colleagues. recently hacked. fixing

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Congrats to Dr. Woodley! #davidsdefense #woodlewednesday #stillbetterthanmikes

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

What? No acknowledgement for me? You are off my Christmas card list. If I had one

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

This was definitely better than Mike's defense

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

David: my data looks perfect but don't worry it was probably an accident. #classic

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Lezbehonest. The Getto data sounds way cooler than the Monterosa data. #davidsdefense

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Bubbles, voids, cavities. Who cares? #creeprulez

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

T91 is the superior alloy. Why even bother with ht9?

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Thanks to covid I didn't even need a plane ticket to #davidsdefense #woodlewednesday

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Bar keep, another whiskey for my friend.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Hey Mike, remember when I left Michigan like a year before you?

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Wife says if I don't stop live tweeting, she's going to kick me out of the house. Jokes on her, I lived in this civic for months in grad school and I can do it again!

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Sharing all my new talents with my friends...krav maga, archery, and opera!

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

DJ Dr X in da house! This party is gonna be hotter than a proton irradiation when the cooling air fails.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

This cake has 7 phases, plus a high density of berry precipitates. I'm stoked.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Phone died, reception was spotty to begin with, bad Wi-Fi. Who chose this venue, it totally ruined my live tweeting, the whole point of the reception. I'm not sad Cheng, I'm angry Cheng.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

They don't know it yet, but I'm about to serve them Dominos pizza, group meeting style.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Mike brought his kids. I pulled them aside and taught them their most important life lesson. Don't be like your dad. Also, F-M steels over austenite any day.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

I didn't invite any of these people... wedding crashers! Worse than voids in ferrite.

[Nuclear Cheng @Nuclear_Cheng]

Gettin ready for the big reception. This yellow shirt is so good, it's black tie attire.