NuFc4life

Newcastle
Fan since 1994

New Toon Order

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#nufc nothing and I mean nothing is gonna happened with the stadium till at least 2029 if we stay at st James as it’s been confirmed as a venue for euro 2028

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

@bnwbanter People ain’t buying it till a sponsor is sorted that’s why #nufc

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😂 Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse Brilliant Parody Of Dragons Den

Ken and Brian enter the Dragon’s Den pitching “Me Can’t Believe It’s Not Custard” in thick Jamaican patois:

“It not custard… but it taste a little bit like it!”

The dragons go full chaos:

One hits them with: “I really like your crap product and I’ll give you money.”

Another: “I love you because I’m not racist and I’ll give you more money.”

The next one tops it: “I’m even less racist than all of them so I’ll give you as much money as you want… for no stake at all!”

All the dragons are in… until the last one leans in with the killer question:

“Are you really black?”

Ken and Brian certainly hadn’t anticipated this question.

Then everything falls apart instantly 🤣

The impressions of the Dragons 👌🏻

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Piers Morgan asks his gay guest to spell out the full LGBTQ acronym.

He has no idea — and that’s when Piers Morgan completely loses it.

GUEST: “It’s LGBTQ+.”

MORGAN: “No, it’s LGBTQIA2SL+.”

GUEST: “Right, sure.”

MORGAN: “What does any of that mean?”

GUEST: “Are you now going to test me on what that is?”

MORGAN: “Because I have no idea.”

MICHAEL KNOWLES: “2S means two-spirit.”

MORGAN: “Two-spirit. What’s that?”

GUEST: “I think that is an American-Canadian…”

KNOWLES: “You have no idea, do you?”

MORGAN: “Brilliant! You have no idea! We’re celebrating something. You have no idea what you’re celebrating!”

[Michael Knowles explains what two-spirit means]

MORGAN: “How does Michael Knowles know this and you don’t?!”

[Chris Thatcher @ImChrisThatcher]

NEW SPURS KIT LEAKED!

A day in the life of a Spurs fan

#spurs
#tottenham
#football
#premierleague
#worldcup

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#nufc he isn’t he just signed for charlotte fc in the mls where he is gave miggy Atalanta in his first game

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

👀 Former Newcastle United winger Allan Saint-Maximin has left Lens after helping them win the Coupe de France. He is now a free agent

#NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

👀 Former Newcastle United winger Allan Saint-Maximin has left Lens after helping them win the Coupe de France. He is now a free agent

#NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#nufc am I just being blind but isn’t the transfer window closed until the 15th??

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#NUFC new keeper price agreed here we go!!!

[Roxy Rollins @_RoxyRollins]

Bret Hart: “(Shawn) you can see it right on camera, telling me to get the F out of the ring. And I’m like, ‘I just gave you an hour-long match, gave you everything I had, passed the torch to you, and this is how you disrespect me on my way out?’”

First Ever Televised Iron Man Match in WWE History: Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels (WrestleMania XII, 1996)

📹WWE Rivals – Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels is available to watch for free on Tubi.(Season 1, Episode 1)

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#howeout

[JR @jamster83]

🚨 WATCH THIS:

The full documentary that completely debunks the lies in Leaving Neverland and exposes the false allegations against Michael Jackson.

The facts the media tried to bury.

[EverythingNUFC @Nufc2Everything]

Get #HoweOUT trending he needs to go in this meeting.

The owners clearly don’t have the bottle to go against the fans so we need to make a point that we real fans want this man gone the plastic happy clappers who just go for a day out don’t represent us!

#NUFC @PIF_en

[CyaRuKweTo🇳🇬 @Xversionofme1]

OMG😱😱💔 The Mystery Behind the Great Michael Jackson’s Death😳😳So It Was All Planned😭😭💔

[vi ☆ fan @saycamore]

Even his own FRIENDS recorded their private phone calls & then sold them. how lonely must he have felt living in a reality where he couldn't trust anyone, where NOBODY had his best interest at heart? do people realize how depressing that is??

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

@Nufc2Everything It’s not him being backed they haven’t said anything so media pushing it

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#NUFC let’s be clear the board isn’t backing Howe they just don’t care enough to take action pif probably don’t even know the last few results when was last time they attended a match since Amanda left ?didn’t see them once in champions league games

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#NUFC I see Eddie has gone down the Bruce model of we are shit at the moment why don’t you all have a few days off training seeing Bruno in Paris and big Joe in Milan really taking the arsenal game serious it seems joke

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#NUFC Howe has to walk and only way that happens is with loud and overwhelming boos at last few games and if training ground gets protests against him pif won’t sack him for a big pay off

[NuFc4life @NufcMiddlesex]

#NUFC communication from the club since Amanda left is just shit unless it’s a new clothing drop
A statement of any kind would be good either way right now