Bumhole Mcfaceybum

Fashion Sunglasses

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Will Smith was great in ‘I am Robocop’

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Sometimes I drink so much water that I’m literally too hydrated #FirstWorldProblems

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I have a leaf blower - my mouth

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I produce a surprisingly large amount of urine

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Wow, that’s a really nice safeway

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Empty my bank account! Buy a boy with a pipe! I might!

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*high pitched voice* “Whoaa whoa whoooa something - ima spend all my bank account” (How I remember slide by Calvin Harris)

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Do you know what rashes mean? - somethings wrong

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Fashun Sunglasses

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I can be your acute angle, or a right debil

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Farts, not fights!

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Nostrils are the caves of the face

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Grumbledore - wise like wizard, belch like Barney

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From the bumhole to the balls, till the sweat drip down your walls

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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

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Them Scorpions just love to fuck #starsigns #blessedbybelinda

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A bakers delight 😉

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*inaudible grunts*

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Would you rather live as a chimp or a caveman?