Nugget

Your favorite Minecraft Chicken

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan Fun fact: penguins know the concept of prostitution and since they live in an environment where pebbles are rar they use them as currency, since penguin nests are made from pebbles.

Still gonna burst out in tears or just… I don’t know… do what the penguins paying for? XD

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@pinktsune Love that ❤️🐔

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Hear me out!
Milk then cereals and then, only then the bowl!

What do you think?

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan No. Nugget traditionally keeps it till 21st of June then turns it into banana bread using dark magic. I eat the banana bread and poop it in my neighbours pool.
Been doing that for 27 years. A really nice tradition if you ask nugget

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

All people talk about is TikTok.
Did you know Canada has an island with a lake with an island with a lake with an island?!

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan The front

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

It feels weird being the same age as old people.

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@chickenyaps Love you too, chicken man

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan Thats it. Nugget is gonna call amnesty international

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Onion rings.
I wonder where they got nugget number.

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan 12. I counted them three times

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

People say nothing is impossible but I did nothing the whole damn day.

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Nugget opened his door today.

… hit a cyclist. Sowwy 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

„Honey there is no such thing as Mariah Carey.“

- Nuggets Mum

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Are angels considered poultry?

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan I swear you put nugget in a container one more time I’m gonna tell a teacher!

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

What if mobs wore pants?

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Nugget is sick with a cold because @Medium_Saucepan put me in the freezer 🥶😷

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan Nugget hates being meal preped!
I’ll put you in the freezer!

AAAACHOO! That’s your fault! 🥶

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

Good employees are hard to find.
That’s why I am constantly in hiding at work☝️

[Nugget @Nugget8192]

@Medium_Saucepan Mine turned pizza into bonemeal