captain scare a ho

If you have pronouns in your bio, lower your voice.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

These fat Boomer retards surround themselves with 20-something work wife harems that laugh at all their shitty jokes and act like they’re in a rom com. That’s where this pedantic daddy daughter dance advice comes from.

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@travis4nh We exist to serve as tax cattle

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@gingermochipie "Queer ally"

Lmao. Ive seen enough.

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@gingermochipie Anyone who enters a tiger enclosure is clearly compromised or diminished in some capacity.

Dumbass

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@ramzpaul "But what if this completely different thing happened? Now what?"

A human life is worth more than a tigers and it should have been killed before it could kill that person, period.

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@Babygravy9 @webdevMason An utterly depraved take

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@CHARLESUGABOO @LauraLynn209 You arent entitled to the fruits of anyones labor..

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@Draven1683 @nbcsnl Rape culture isnt real

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

Hey everyone. I don’t find football at all interesting.

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@JaffaParty @WARDOGS Wardogs is janky trash

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@CHARLESUGABOO @LauraLynn209 What evil is forcing taxpayers to pay for it. You arent entitled to the fruits of anothers labor and it isnt legitimate just because government does it on your behalf

[Robert Mahar @Rob_Mahar07]

Just to let my X friends the cancer is out of control and now I have less than 2 months.

Enjloy life to it's fullest and remember you're on a short period before standing before God and knowing Jesus died for our sins so that everyone will have everlasting life.

Thank you, ❤️

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@GroyperGreg Groypers are gay and fuentes is a closeted queen but they are 100% correct here. Vivek must lose. Acton will be stimied by a deeply red state congress

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@thebedfordbaron @rachcorrine Women are in love with themselves and are convinced they are Gods gift to planet earth. Only with great pain can they act out any sort of self reflection/criticism/accountability and thus she had to throw in that line about incel men to soothe her pain.

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@johndrewmarkley Thats an astute observation

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@TeaspoonLicence @cliffster The idealized sexbot, if they ever come to fruition in the first place, will be made illegal. Women and simps will demand it and make it so.

[cliff @cliffster]

@QuailsSix more like ban women from voting and holding jobs 🥰

[cliff @cliffster]

Attention Chris Hatch:

I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....

1. Their body count is higher than my victory royale count in fortnite.

2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.

3. They make more money than me in the same position.

4. They go to female-only gyms for their yoga classes to avoid me.

5. If I somehow get their number, they text back one word responses.

6. If I take them on a dinner date, they stare at their phone the whole time to get a free meal out of me.

7. They think I'm a weak bitch soyboy if I give them princess treatment bc they're comparing me to one of the dozen chads they've fucked in the last year.

8. If I date well below my SMV-match, she still thinks she's better than me and feels like she's settling for me, expecting me to be her wallet.

9. She expects me to be an infallible provider who makes no mistakes, ready to leave me the instant I lose frame by giving her the ick for sneezing the wrong way.

I can keep going until I find a unicorn, but she is at minimum 1 in 1000. It is completely unrealistic.
My life is empty and meaningless knowing I will never have a companion. I wish you never experience the same misfortune in life. Happy Coping.

[captain scare a ho @NullForward]

Yet women thrive on male attention

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I sent one up for you and your family. God bless you all.

[Mike Three @mikethree]

i lost my brother, best friend, and business partner, to a 7 year cancer battle that ended a couple days ago

it is, by far, without question, the hardest thing i’ve ever had to come to terms with

and when people say “time heals all wounds”, that isn’t entirely true

over time, the physical pain of losing someone you love will eventually dull to the point of it no longer being an affliction, i’ve experienced enough loss already to understand this, and i do look forward to that day, because right now the physical pain is acute and sharp, but no amount of time will ever heal the continued experience of the loss itself

my own life is forever changed. he added something to it that simply cannot be replaced and will never be forgotten

the primary doctor said in 35 years they have never seen someone be in so much pain, and on such high doses of end of life sedative medication, continue breathing and fighting for their life. it was medically unheard of. they said the same with the amount of radiation he was able to sustain while he was getting treatment and had beat it prior to the second recurrence.

my brother pushed himself beyond the pale to try to stay alive for his wife and family until his very last breath. and while that pains me to know he wasn’t able to let go and subjected himself in the process to an excruciating level of pain and mental anguish, i am impressed by his determination and love for everyone in his life who he felt responsible for and wasn’t ready to leave. if i can manage to gather even a fraction of his strength and bravery when i am tested i would consider that an accomplishment

he was only in his 30s and didn’t deserve to go this way, or this early, but that is life, unpredictable and, at times, brutal. you never know how long you have or how physically painful it will be when your time is up

take care of yourself and your loved ones and consider every conscious moment you have with everyone to be a gift, for which you should be incredibly grateful. there’s nothing more important, and if you’re not mindful and don’t take action while you can, you will have regrets, in this life and the next