The Club

Cheese and onion pasty taster on a weekend. Brown bread slicer during the week. I paint lighthouses on the weeknights.

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@rained51db I mean, what the fuck even are you

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Who voted for her man?!? #ImACelebrity

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Her fella 100% watches Neighbours

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@chelsealennox8 @antanddec How do you know?? Maybe they’re scared to come out as non binary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where’s the non binary bench!!!!!!!!! @antanddec #ImACeleb

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Cannot wait to watch another episode of #ImACeleb and listen to banter machine AJ Pritchard - what an absolute character he is 🤣🤣

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@piersmorgan Shut your trap you walking thyroid

[Jude Natural @judenatural]

What have I just found on Youtube😂

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Me watching #BigNightIn

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I wish Sam Smith was hosting #BigNightIn it might cheer they up

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@Chloe_GShore Where you gonna put your shopping?

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Davina McCall can fuck off #BigNightIn

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@GaryLineker I don’t think you get paid enough Gary, you should be getting paid more. You do a brilliant job and you have lovely grey hair and soft hands 😊

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Has everyone climbed out of that old bloke’s arse yet?

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@gracedarton1 Don’t think that’s a necessary journey

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#DontShagBats

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Is Loose Women transphobic now?
@loosewomen

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Bad day for this lass

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Few slices of lager

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Spice nutters 2

[The Club @Number1ClubFC]

In the words of Martin Hester - Futin hell #ElectionDay2019