Derpys Husband

♂️27, professional loser, mare enthusiast, unlovable chud || Always looking for new friends/people to interact with. ||

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@darkwolf_thing I prefer my favorite character having a schizophrenic breakdown over missing a due date

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@darkwolf_thing Honestly they’re both my favorite so I could go with either one

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

I feel like twitter’s for you page is just designed to rage bait you.

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

Sometimes I want to post some funny memes but I feel bad that I don’t know the artist who drew them so I can credit them

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

We eventually do hug but man acted like I was trying to makeout with him 🤣

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

I haven’t had physical contact in years, so tell me how when I met my long distance friend for the first time in my life after we hung out for a few days and we’re seeing each other off I offer a hug this dude just stand there and says 😐 “ I don’t do hugs” like motherfucker

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@TheTamers12345 Fuck the presidential elections, this is the most import poll of my life

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@darkwolf_thing Sounds like you’re a raccoon too

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

Fun fact: I have natural bags under my eyes, some people say I look like a raccoon.

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@darkwolf_thing It’s very noticeable if you have them

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

Well I’m bored and don’t know what to do so here a pic of me heading into silent hill

[nath :P @hjoongies]

silly cat

[Thunder | 23 | AT / COMMS 🟢| MOOD: 🙂 @FOXFER64_YT]

"[FLZ] Booping Mythbuster"
Ft. Goldheart, by @TrackiestH

Onyx finds these unverified reports hard to believe...
So let Goldheart prove it in this new animation!

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

You know what twitter? I wasn’t gonna buy premium the last 10 times you asked, but now that you mention it for the 11th time… I might consider

[Snowpity @snowpity_]

truyeee

[Loafanon @Loafanon]

Loaf in her mid 30s.
by @boozepony

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

@emeowlye I’ll choose the bacon

[Derpys Husband @Number5Loser]

Everypony drowning and derpys just sitting there like she’s happy she got included

[Daisy 🩷 @madeofcandyy]

I miss making pony soups