Number 86 Tram

I run hipsters and bums from Waterfront City Docklands in the city to Bundoora RMIT. All good things happen on my route. Jump on beard!

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@nottheword @prant @virginia Who y'all calling decommissioned? Budget cuts have reduced my ability to stay on top of social media.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@prant @FionaPattenMLC Love? I don't need no love. Just a pouch of Champion Ruby and your finest goon box will sort me out.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@pseudomorph the other tram account is most definitely dead. I'm just depressed. You would be too going past Punter's Palace every day.

[Taroona Fire Brigade @taroona_fire]

A reminder that Australia getting a new prime minister is an ideal time to check the battery in your smoke alarm.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

#tramstrike today! That means breakky, lunch and afternoon tea bongs for everyone! Everybody wins, including @fakeyarratrams and @Fake_PTV 💨

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@neeniemeow @skateanderson Hipsters love my urine-soaked seats. Brings a whole new meaning to eau de toilette, non?

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

24hr party people! Andrews is gutsy if he's trustin' fellow 86ers to behave all night long. http://t.co/ecyKFbr3JI

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

DING DING! It's No Fucks Friday today. Touch on... or don't. I don't GAF. #idgaf #86tram

[Fake Yarra Trams @fakeyarratrams]

You can now take your bike on trams. But only on @Number86Tram, only if it's a Fixie, and only if carried ironically. #YarraTrams

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@WeAreAustralia @twetdog so's your mum.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@AnneliseBall @yarratrams if you want goon, there's a takeaway deal at Punter's Palace when you lose more than 1/2 your pay at the TAB.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@twetdog @WeAreAustralia ahem, I believe that honour goes to my good self, along with heroin, ice and GHB when Hard Kandy is on.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

@AnneliseBall @yarratrams Meth.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

Don't forget to offer your spew-covered seats to those less able. Not everyone gets to vom midweek. #winoWed #payitforward #86tram

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

Legit off the rails on the #86tram. That mainstream Friday feeling has even won over hipsters. Pass the Melbourne Bitters and sum durries.

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

#ItsTime for Marriage Equality. Let’s work together to end discrimination. We’re closer than we’ve ever been. http://t.co/8uBaEJYR37

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

#86tram always has a few under the seat belt before midday. https://t.co/5ByyfFOPZP

[Fake Yarra Trams @fakeyarratrams]

You drunk again @Number86Tram? https://t.co/4y8qJiwPbO

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

DING DING! Outta my way bitches. Gotta meet bae for some durries and Melbourne Bitters outside Smith St Safeway. #datenight

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

Off to an early start on the #86tram. Hipsters have already noted the next food trend from local bums: goon for breakfast. #culture

[Number 86 Tram @Number86Tram]

Welcome aboard the #86tram for No Fucks Friday. Touch on... or don't. No one gafs. #nofucksfriday #dontgaf