Number Jockey

Husband and father to a gorgeous wife and 2 girls. #Dallas sports fan. Avid golfer and fantasy footballer. Freelancer in dad jokes working pro bono for society.

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@Top100Rick Is this a new course in Dallas? Me and the boys @IKnowSoftware need some new target practice.

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@IKnowSoftware That'll be the first club I pull out of my bag next round.

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@IKnowSoftware @MyGolfSpy Fake news. Pinnacle Range would disintegrate upon impact with the face. We all know it's made of crackers.

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@IKnowSoftware @JohnCena Who's the better actor...

John Cena, The Rock, or Andre the Giant?

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@IKnowSoftware From the tips

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@IKnowSoftware @benjamenpyle @WarrenInTheBuff Orc! Orc! Orc!

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@SportsSturm

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@wavcollections It's genius

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@DJFerg86 @TheMavdalorian Lmao. You really gonna give it to Mashburn, Terry, Nash, Kidd, Blackmon, Pordingus, Harper?

Talent wise Kryie is better than them all. Brunson maybe but just like Nash we should've kept him.

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@YahooSports @TomPelissero Jets? Davante and Wilson plus Hall? Not bad.

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@IKnowSoftware @IcyVert GF: So Bill, I'm inviting Jessica and Lauren over tonight is that ok?

Bill: Ugh. Not Jessica she doesn't like my Boston jokes.

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@MidwestGolfJake

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@NUCLRGOLF Probably the water

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Saw a teenager today wearing some silly pants and bedazzled jacket made from what I can only imagine as some weird cowhide material. Like brown/white spots sewn together.

I looked at my kids and said, "That guy looks udderly ridiculous." And then I chuckled silently to myself.

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@MyGolfSpy If 4 pros got together it would be a challenge for them to crack 50.

Birdie every hole and eagle every par 5 and you still don't hit in the 40s. You'd have to dunk from the fairway or have a couple aces on top of that to get there.

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@NickVanExit Idk the last guy we took from Real Madrid he became too fat. We better be more careful this time.

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@NationMffl Nobody GAF about a new bldg or what amenities will be included.

What superstars are we going to be watching?

Focus on that instead.

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@TommyFleetwood1 I once won the World Cup playing FIFA on my home console.

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@SebAaltonen Honest question...if the protocol is to identify similar pws so that you don't use them, how can this done and hash them at the same time to prevent storing plain text pws?

I am not a techie.