𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫

𝐇𝐞/𝐇𝐢𝐦, 21 years young. Father. Husband. 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧t Company dont dm for business inquiries.𝐇𝐞/𝐇𝐢𝐦,

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

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[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

my final tweet

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

jerk your penis, the value of which fluctuates based on market conditions

[sandy @satosgs]

grandmother just sent me this with no context

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Estrogen Beckons Me

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

My HQ

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

I’m imagining it and he’d probably be screaming loud as fuck 😭😭Or maybe he’d be feeling nothing at all

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Sometimes i want to tear the top part of Thomas’s head off just to see what would happen

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Mom left me a voicemail

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Sometimes i want to tear the top part of Thomas’s head off just to see what would happen

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

We

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Wait next month. NO im NOT GAY

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

WHEN

[larar @larliki]

@NumberOneChair you are active today did you sense pride month coming up

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

My dad used to cover me in tar

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

My personal bathroom is none of your business

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

It’s literally not even that fucking hard to Guess

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 @NumberOneChair]

Opinions not my own Everything I say and do on this account directly reflect the values and belief of my important company Cogs Incorporated

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I reply to Redd Heir Wings emails to me with this picture attached and it works everytime