On the Grid

“Nelson thought he was coming, but he was going” ||

[Veles Returns From Vibecamp @keyofgeo]

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim

“I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious

“I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery

“I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

[On the Grid @NunPzzaL3ftBeef]

.@deviIsminions poop and balls

[harley ⚢ @clowneatingpig]

Someone drew this bear some 30,000 YEARS ago, and yet I can still feel the love that was put into it. The gentle shading, the curve of her mouth, the ears, the literal shape of this bear!! Love exists within a cave I think.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Marseille 24/25

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

reject modernity/embrace tradition

[phil @warmfourloko]

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

[On the Grid @NunPzzaL3ftBeef]

Mr. President, a second bump has hit the nose

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right bro I should just annihilate this family of four

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Almonds is wood

[Nicolas-Tyrell Scott @iamntyrell]

Nothing will prepare you for the image

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

One of the best pranks of the past. 😂

[On the Grid @NunPzzaL3ftBeef]

Got hit with a “nice chest” on the street and he said it in such a genuine and like untoxic tone that I said “thank you” very sweetly before it registered that it wasn’t a thank u moment #SorryWomen

[bea 🇩🇴🏳️‍⚧️ @yurigaze]

thinking about this video again

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Lighting MCfreak

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Accidentally downloaded FanDuel instead of OnlyFans and lost $600 trying to jack off

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Me after robbing alvin and the chipmunks

[On the Grid @NunPzzaL3ftBeef]

We need a bathroom for no children why is this thing shoving a straw under the divider into my stall

[On the Grid @NunPzzaL3ftBeef]

@judesaccount “Cries for help” are a last resort of communication for the extreme unseen emotions and unmet needs that are too strong too communicate through another medium