Michelangelo

'Sup, dudes n' dudettes? Mikey 'the cute one' Hamato here, ready to take this party to the next level! If ya catch my drift... (I'm talkin' topside *wink wonk*)

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Do ya think when we die it's our souls that provide nourishment to the flowers? Huh." He goes back to his sriracha gummy bear mac and cheese.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Do ya think we're related to Godzilla? I feel like I could really teach that bro how to chill, ya know?"

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Leo's katana is PERFECT for chopping radishes."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Ooohhh pop tarts!!"

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

[Hamato Donatello. // ハマト・ドナテッロ @Geekatello]

I’ve built ejector seats in all my turtle vehicles in case of emergency and also in case of someone being really annoying

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"I RESENT YOUR TONE."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"IT IS LONG PAST CURFEW, YOUNG MAN."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Eeeeeeeviiiiiilll."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Don't trust her, Leo! She's got evil eyes." He wiggles his fingers next to his face.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@Geekatello "But that's the fun." Walks away, pouting.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@Geekatello Well if you're gonna take all the fun outta it...

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@Geekatello I prefer to say I liberated them from the confines of your storage system.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@Geekatello They were in my room so...my markers.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Have ya heard the one about the pizza that walks into a bar?

Bartender says 'Hey! We don't serve food here!'"

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"I'm just gonna leave all these water bottles, snacks, masks and hand sanitizer conveniently in the street. Just in case, I dunno, some peaceful people walk by."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@FearlessLEOder Mikey proceeds to make his gummy siracha popcorn while practicing his beatboxing.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

"Well actually Leo, Donatello's David is considered by some to be the first work in the Renaissance."

Goes off to microwave some gummy bears.

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

@FearlessLEOder "But his work lives on. You see, dear broseph of mine, influence is not confined to the measures of time the same way we mere mortals are."

[Michelangelo @NunchuckYaLater]

...

"Woah."