Leon

Booze hound, Fourth member of Fun Boy 3 and a secret lemonade drinker..

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

I am in Sharm el Sheikh with the amazing sleeping woman.... Technically the worse super hero ever!

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

What if only the stickers are made in China?

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

@messything working, sleeping or having my kids at the min so rarely on twitter x

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

If someone became addicted to counselling.....How would you treat them?

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

This working game is becoming a joke as done a 12 hours stint today.

Mind you the beer tastes better when you get in!

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

Is listening to the Twang in bed and thinking why haven't I listened to this album for ages and also I need to be up in 6 hours!

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

Back home with a bottle of rouge and ready for a 7am start with that red wine residue lipstick on !

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

I'm going to get an Oscar next year for my movie, The Fartist.

It's silent, but deadly.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

Global warming is now thought to be the leading cause of documentaries.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

@philrobs and none of those mini pinches on me bingo wings...just queensbury rules combined with a bit of WWE .

The "THANG" is gonna get ya

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

This week i have been mostly brushing up on my Marshall arts ready for tomorrows big showdown with @philrobs and his crew.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

@greystones89 it be whatever you want it to be mate. How are you ?

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

@_Norma_s @Fuxache had a few marital issues but don't like hanging my dirty washing out on Twitter so lay low.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

@Fuxache had a few marital issues but don't like hanging my dirty washing out on Twitter so kept a low profile.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

All fed, all happy so dropping kids back and drive back to my bachelor pad with a bottle of wine and listen to podcasts in bed me thinks

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

I am stuffed... That's a lot of food!!

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

Where do you bury a Donkey?

In an ass hole.

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

I am starving and looking forward to being fed by my parents today. I also have my kids so it can't really get any better!

#topsunday

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

Man Flu on the way get ready for the moaning !

#poorly

[Leon @NuneatonLeon]

I have been to Alton Towers today with my Kids.

I just want go back on my own now as realised I am the biggest kid!!