Muhammad Noer

tweeting random shit most of the times.
gak usah difollow.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

we're engaged!

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

ini mah emang niat matiin orang.

[MatchdayHQ | World Cup @TheMatchdayHQ]

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: A young player in Cameroon has reportedly tragically lost his life following this horrific collision with the goalkeeper. 😳💔

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

senyap banget ini klub.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 The exclusive news out of nowhere: Víctor Muñoz will be new Liverpool player on contract until June 2032.

Hijack completed tonight and #LFC to pay €40m to Osasuna (and €20m will go to Real Madrid).

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

100% Bruno pengen maki maki ini orang.

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

his teammates' reactions say it all

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

bu ini kompor di rumah matiin dulu, dimarahin bahlil ntar.

[Kompas.com @kompascom]

Aliansi Masyarakat Jakarta Timur menggelar aksi demonstrasi di kawasan Patung Kuda, Medan Merdeka Selatan, Jakarta Pusat, Rabu (17/6/2026). Massa menyuarakan dua tuntutan utama yakni mendukung keberlanjutan program Makan Bergizi Gratis (MBG) dan mendesak pengusutan tuntas kasus korupsi.

~NJ

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

pur, dana TKD jangan dipotong pur.

[folkative @insidefolkative]

Kemenkeu potong anggaran dinas Luar Negeri dari Rp80 Miliar jadi Rp55 Miliar.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

anjir, akan ada scene "beta buka gudang, benderanya hilang" versi live action.

[Kementerian Kegelapan @kemgelapan]

Bersiaplah karena kabarnya akan ada MERAH PUTIH ONE FOR ALL: LIVE ACTION 😍

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

sebagai ASN pemda kesel gak sih bacanya? dana TKD dipotong 25% ini yg di pusat minta duit kek gak pake mikir.

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

JUST IN: PPATK Minta Tambahan Anggaran Rp 516,4 Miliar untuk Berantas Judi Online

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

buat depo kali tuh.

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

JUST IN: PPATK Minta Tambahan Anggaran Rp 516,4 Miliar untuk Berantas Judi Online

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

bilang yg demo kemaren dibayar, lah ini jelas banget bayarannya. 🤣

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

WOW. Kemarin aksi #demo dilaksanakan oleh REAL MAHASISWA.

Sekarang ada MAHASEWA — alias mahasiswa bayaran‼️‼️ Yes, namanya BEM Bersatu.

BEM Bersatu menolak gerakan mahasiswa dalam aksi #demo kemarin. Mereka mengatakan aksi mahasiswa telah kehilangan arah.

#IndonesiaGelap

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

Messi read this shit take and proceed to scores a hattrick.

[۟ @vermilionpixie]

I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.

Bookmark this and come back when it happens.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

Messi gol nya kek gol hapalan.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

character assasination, classic classless move from gov.

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

WOW. Kemarin aksi #demo dilaksanakan oleh REAL MAHASISWA.

Sekarang ada MAHASEWA — alias mahasiswa bayaran‼️‼️ Yes, namanya BEM Bersatu.

BEM Bersatu menolak gerakan mahasiswa dalam aksi #demo kemarin. Mereka mengatakan aksi mahasiswa telah kehilangan arah.

#IndonesiaGelap

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

crying, because in 1995 I was a newborn.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 

What is the first thing that you do?

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

@maturedisaster menuangkan isi kepala. 🤣

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

aman saja boy, ngapain mau repot, tunjangan sampai tua ngalir dari sawit, honeymoon di inggris, di paris, di paris lagi, masih di paris, paris lagi sampai 4 kali.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

nobody's gonna fall for that crocodile tears.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

dear, kepala BGN, berhenti nangis gak lu.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

kau tolong bilang, naik kah tidak? naik kah tidak? jan sampe embeg bertindak.

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

jalan jalan dengan sepatu rodaku, soalnya harga pertamax melambung

[Muhammad Noer @NunkAlhabsy]

what's with all this Liverpool fans obsession with Kayode, as far as I know he's shite.

[AI (fan) @AndoniIraolaEra]

Andoni Iraola’s reds 😮‍💨🔴