Nurse Alves

Head Nurse at Haddonfield Memorial Hospital (Parody)

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

I’m Nurse Virginia Alves, the head nurse of Haddonfield Memorial Hospital. I run a tight ship and don’t have time for excuses. Don’t be late under my watch and definitely forget about visiting after visiting hours have ended. #HalloweenVerse

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Michael Myers ruins Friday the 13th 🔪 Alternate Reality Movies
#Halloween #FridayThe13th

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Laurie Strode, Bob Simms, Lynda Van der Klok, and Annie Brackett are returning as playable characters in Halloween: The Game 🎃

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Men…

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Here’s to the three prettiest gals in Haddonfield.

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

First look at single player story mode for Halloween The Game where you play as Michael Myers 🎃 Coming September 8th, 2026

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Mr. Garrett is missing, Karen is late, and Janet spent all day putting up decorations for Cinco de Mayo. Overall, this has been a very unproductive day at HMH. I’m most displeased

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Jimmy has been glued to that television all day for what he calls #StarWarsDay. Normally I’d frown upon this but at least he’s not bothering our female patients

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

You can’t hide from me at work. I see everything. Whoever you are in the nursery come out now

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Hands off. Men…

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

A new look at the multiplayer experience in Halloween: The Game 🎃

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

On this date 31 years ago we lost an absolute legend. RIP Donald Pleasence AKA Dr. Sam Loomis #RIP

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy 69th Birthday to James Jude Courtney 🎂 AKA Michael Myers 🎃

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

I don’t care what the temperature outside is the hydrotherapy pool is NOT to exceed 100 degrees. That could be very damaging to the epidermis

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

All emergency services will be available around the clock at HMH. To all employees; as bad as the roads are I will not tolerate it as an excuse for you being late.

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy 78th Birthday to the Horror Master himself John Carpenter 🎂 🎃

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Karen was late again tonight. Might I suggest her New Year’s resolution should be to be on time next year if she wants to keep her job

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

Haddonfield Memorial Hospital staff wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. We will be here for all your emergency care needs during the holidays.

[Nurse Alves @NurseAlves]

I think someone tried to fry a turkey in the hydrotherapy pool. It’s entirely way too hot for human use

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy Birthday to Jamie Lee Curtis 🎂
#ScreamQueen #LaurieStrode 🎃

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

In remembrance of Debra Hill. Born November 10th, 1950 #Halloween 🎃

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

I did it! I stopped it! That’s another year I’ve stopped Conal Cochran. Happy Halloween, folks. #YoureWelcome