NursePerverse

BSN, RN with a focus in Perversity. Minor in Nutrition/Wellness. Unprofessionalism is my forte.

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

What happens when your sex drive is 10x greater than your significant other's? Crush up extenze and put it in their potatoes. Just a thought

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

Ladies, don't forget that postdicktal void. #nursingknowledge

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

"@_TheNursingLife: I wonder if a total hysterectomy would help a bipolar woman's mood.." if you're looking to do some EBP my uterus is yours

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

Don't smoke. It's not cute, it's bad for you...and it can kill you. It's like a bad ex boyfriend. #GirlCode #tears

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[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

@WeWearScrubs where do I find me one of him? Is there a promo code?

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

*Charting wound assessment of cellulitis*.....shape: would "Africa" be too unprofessional?

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

"I would shave my pubes, but..... you're here." What a #keeper

[The Nursing Life @NursingLife_]

@Nurselifefan I'm not sure whether to be creeped out or honored

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

*taking pt oral temp* Pt:"do you know what you're doing?" Me: "well if you'd shut your mouth it wouldn't take so long" #nontherapeutic

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

If you work in retail and you forget to remove the security tags on merchandise before your customer leaves, I hate you.

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

You know you're broke when you're at the plasma bank surrounded by homeless individuals who haven't bathed people in a week.

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

You're full of shit....and it sounds like it just passed your ileocecal valve.

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

Suck my bartholin cyst. #inappropriatenursinginsults

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

@OhioNurseGirl omg!!! Any teeth?

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

Whatever you do...don't google dermoid tumor.

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

Pandora needs to get out of here. Sappy love songs before bed? No.

[The Nursing Life @NursingLife_]

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2:45 am

[NursePerverse @NursePerverse]

"When do you give Asacol?" .....heh.