Samantha Oswald

Beats reading the rubbish they print in tabloids!

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@radioleary loving your ironed poppy #xfactor #LestWeForget

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

Just a fool 2 believe I could sing #xfactor @Lord_Sugar @radioleary @CherylOfficial @SimonCowell

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@Lord_Sugar I wonder if @piersmorgan is shaking in his boots?? Cats out the bag #weallknewhewaslying

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@Lord_Sugar its official @ParisHilton is a hard working hand bag & powder puff transporter #whatdoesparishiltondo?

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@MrsSOsbourne not the 1st time they gave their music away #u2cantsellrecords

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@WarwickADavis @KTHopkins She is a ferral excuse for a human being #sackthetrashthatiskhopkins

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@Queen_UK Just about to switch of the worst tourist video ever & note anounces @kylieminogue is on next so keeping it on! #closingceremony

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@JamieLaing_UK @dunmore_says @elliot_cross OMG u @ SGP....gutted Im missing it this yr #SGP2014

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@RealSirTomJones Fantastic show, u hav a velvet voice & stonking pipes, my girls loved it!!! #bstfestival

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@RealSirTomJones We're going....cant wait Mr J....hope my girls have the stamina #bestfestival

[Tom Jones @RealSirTomJones]

♫ Today: London, United Kingdom - Jul 13 at Hyde Park http://t.co/kXzaWGUTWh

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@Lord_Sugar Chilli need to chill they r 2-0 up???

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

HAPPY FATHERS DAY to all the MEN that are Positively engaged in the lives of their kids!! U sperm donors need not apply!

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

I think @MattEdmondson should have come out the ball singing the Rik Mayall song??? #openingceremonypoor

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@sarajcox @bbctwo You want to try resident evil on @channel5 flies, zombies & crows #heebeejeebees

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@BinkyFelstead @RosieFortescue @CadburyUK whose the alien from Rosie's abdomen??? #mixitup

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@David_Cameron @GaryBarlow How many nurses could #taxavoidance pay? Sad to be working in a broken corrupt society #ipaymytaxes #savinglives

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

@David_Cameron I am a good person, do a lot for my country & children in need, can I get out of paying my tax? #savinglives #taxavoidance

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

Where's Conan the barbarian when you need him... go Molly #Eurovision

[Samantha Oswald @NurseSam]

Only good thing out of Malta is malteasers #Eurovision