Nurse Problems

Saving lives one sarcastic remark at a time.

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Deck the halls with iso-la-tion. Fa la la la la la la la.

#nurseproblems #CovidChristmas

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Things that make me feel worse than a COVID vaccine:

Burpees

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Things that make me feel worse than the COVID vaccine:

Accidentally stepping on my dog’s paw and not being able to make sure they know I’m sorry.

#nurseproblems #CovidVaccine #COVIDvaccinated

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Things that make me feel worse than the COVID vaccine:

A hangnail

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Inside a COVID patient room #nurseproblems

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If I can stand in a hot isolation room in a gown, gloves, and mask for an hour while cleaning poop and bed linens, you can wear a mask to pick up milk Karen. #nurseproblems

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Can we just get regular sick or is everything COVID? #nurseproblems

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July is coming, are you ready? #nurseproblems

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Nurses absolutely can talk about sunburn but also I don’t want to. #nurseproblems #drpimplepopper

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Coming into work realizing the visitors are allowed back like #nurseproblems

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Mask rash is real. #nurseproblems

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Where’s the button for PPE and COVID test at during ACLS renewal?! #nurseproblems

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Hospital organization:
Happy Nurses Week we appreciate you!
(Cancels everything)
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Any other year: what’s nurses week?

2020: here’s free food, discounts, applause, first born children, we love you.
#NursesWeek #nurseproblems #NationalNursesDay

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Yes that is Florence with a mask on. #NursesWeek #nurseproblems

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When you have to rewear the same mask for 12 hours but you get 50% off oversized bean bags so it’s fine. #nurseproblems

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Trigger words: Surge. Guiding principles. Redeployment. Social distancing. #nurseproblems #COVID19

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
COVID ruins everything
And the Joint Commission too
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Choose your patient. #nurseproblems

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When your nose starts to run under your mask. #nurseproblems #NursesCOVID19