Mari

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I’m deadass the reason you should NEVER reach out to somebody after a fallout 😭 If I don’t like you, I don’t care if you coming to say you proud of me, you love me, you miss me, NOTHING. I’m reading that shit laughing like “this bitch a dick eater and she miss the queen” 😭 I don’t be missing bitches or thinking about them once we fall out, so that “I’m proud of you” shit always feel fake to me. I’m actually scared of hoes who still be emotionally invested in bitches they done fell out with 😭

[Meg @heirmeg]

i’m not gonna lie gen z don’t need to be working in no customer service facing roles they dead slow like the gen z stare is a real thing

[🎈 @dntstartnoshit]

I don’t like hanging with single ppl that are obsessed with finding someone

That shit is annoying

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

India royale start stretching girllllll

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Them niggas did them murders, didn’t get paid, got caught & told on the nigga that sent them to do the murders just for him to still beat it

[izzy @redshirt990]

This video is always funny because nurses have to watch you take your prescription so somebody is in the room just looking at him do this

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Rehauhetswe Mofokeng @itsRelo]

And it’s okay because you know what ? When table turns you will understand. Funerals don’t require an invite.

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[omar @DarkSkinPrue]

It’s 90 degrees at 8AM

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

It’s phlebotomy, not rocket science. Please relax. It’s a 4 week course that you get a certificate for. Easy money. Quick entry into healthcare. A good phlebotomist is worth their weight in gold. Shut the fuck up🙄

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[. @wydlamar]

Adrien Broner questions why he and DeenTheGreat keep getting IV treatment if all they do is consume alcohol everyday 😭🥀

“I gotta keep it real with y’all, all that shi cool for the camera but let’s not act like we don’t drink everyday, that’s defeating the purpose bruh, why is we getting IV for”

“I might as well drink while getting the IV”

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Pretty Ricky sodium intake gotta be crazy. Them brothers just full of fluid

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

I never heard him adlib “DADDY!!!!!” Cause closed

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. July is next week.

[Mari @NurseeeMariiii]

God really said NOPE to niggas yesterday, cuz why was it raining AND cold

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

This is why everyone thinks you’re the R word