Jessica

Official Catch and A Half™.

[Jessica @Nurssicist]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

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Pregnancy hack: wear your husbands clothes so you feel less like Violet Beauregard after she eats that gum she’s not supposed to touch.

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Thinking about when I asked my mom if she would throw my baby shower and she said “I thought the mom wasn’t supposed to do it” and I was like ok, but I’m the mom now #Bonkers

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Only 50/50? That’s better odds than I thought

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Had the first stranger ask me if my pregnancy was planned today so that’s apparently a real thing that happens #inappropriate

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Why do I always get my celebrity death news from a weather app? #RIP

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Yet I still know surprisingly little Spanish 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The diagnosis has been quite the roller coaster of emotions, but mostly I’ve just been grateful for my ability to recognize the hilarious irony of me having celiacs disease #GlutenFreeCarbMonster

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

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@dog_rates @dog_feelings They’re cutest on the couch

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Does anyone else’s husband go through a semi-annual “I’m gonna buy a shitbox” phase or is it just @abramson_zach ?

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Waffles and I are watching the #PuppyBowl and oh my god this is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen.

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“Honey. It’s breakfast. Don’t ask me things.” #Kitty

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@WeightedDreidel @PinkPigeonPkwy I ❤️ u Maxie

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 bergs in the world, ice, Steven Spiel, Andy Sam, Whoopi Gold and Greta Thun.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

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My newest crowning achievement in life is getting a surgeon to move his 2 Friday cases to Wednesday, clinching the Friday before new years off for myself. #MasterManipulator

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@dog_rates @dog_feelings @Trupanion Waffles and bear here too wish all the other good boys (and girls!) a merry Christmas