Shit Nut Says

Respect your elders. 110%

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Where’d you fuckin get these? The Boyer??

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You don’t want a piece of me. You gotta drink 10 of these lattes, then eat one of these gummies, then drink 15 more of these, then take 4 of these bat rips, then you can be like me. Yuppie kids don’t have a fuckin clue

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Tornado on the ground 3 hills over! Fuckin A Jimmy, that’s just right over yonder!

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Buckle up everybody. Nut is parked at Willow and the Meekers are rolling into town.

Pack your one hitters and throw on your work boots, it’s go time, Nancy

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If they can’t take a joke, fuck em

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I feel like I’m under water man. Like the air is just full of haze. Fucking Busch Lights

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LaQuitta!!

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I’m gonna pull out my toad sticker and poke ya woman!

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Girls get back, this fire is gonna get fucking big

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I haven’t stopped drinking since last Thursdee

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Fuckin’ A Jimmy

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Come on man. She had her entire clam showing

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I used to be able to jump up and kick ya in the head, now I can’t even lick my own foot

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Oh I got her level. 100%

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Why unhook it? That’s all I use it for. I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks

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Jim, I don’t need a pistol to go to Omaha. I just need a ball bat

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Don’t use those Clorox wipes in the bathroom man. Burns your hemorrhoids, fuck

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It’s my fuckin back man. Just hard on my body, but I’d still kick your ass

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Anybody want a bat?

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Only reason I bought turkeys is so I can shoot coyotes in the yard out my window while I’m drinking coffee