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pocket-sized nutjob with lazy dreams and big words

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@kellyanneken Thought you would appreciate

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Here’s one of my birthday gifts (from baby sister).

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@SeriousMolly @kellyanneken Love it!! Thanks 😆

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@kellyanneken @SeriousMolly Sorry if this was already discussed and I missed it...but is recap # 27 of #redallover missing the ending? Mine seems to be cut off! Was looking forward to you discussing Lydia’s freakout towards Janine. Love your podcast!!

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@SusanAbbott @Soulpepper Damn right, you’re busy!!

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@5maggiesmiths Thanks for the many, many wonderful episodes of Up Yours, Downstairs! You kept me laughing and made the horrible Canadian winters bearable for many a year. Hats off to you both ☺️👋🏼❤️😢

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me today

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Wait - DO pedestrians have the right of way though? Or did I just dream that up?

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I take it there is a big SportsGame going on somewhere

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Last night I had a very detailed dream about gel pens.

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Damn. Wish ppl were as nice to me everyday as they are to me when I go vote #OntarioVotes2018

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Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t be watching the feral caternity ward & kitten nursery livestream at work

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In my next life, I’m coming back as the smug emoji

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Is it weird that I still draw pictures inside my parents’ cards?

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It is with great horror that I find myself needing to send out the following message: “Just a reminder to use just one space after a period.”
#TwoSpacesSoUgly #WelcomeTo1994

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To crack open this bottle of white on the subway: yay or nay?

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How much of my face do I need to cover with concealer before I have to admit I’m actually wearing foundation?

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Nobody bothered to inform me that I’m living on the Ice Planet of Hoth @StarWarsMinute https://t.co/c0t621pQVN

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Do you ever have one of those days where strangers keep giving you weird looks and you wonder whether maybe you’re bleeding from the eyes or there’s a monstrous oozing growth on your forehead? No? Just me?

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Grrrr so infuriating!! What a rip-off. https://t.co/aCFrF3miLC

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I’m seeking a life partner by process of elimination. Only 3.8 billion to go, less 60, give or take a few. #DatingSucks #WhereIsYente