Grub Thompson 🐀

I am the world’s most famous internet micro-celebrity, and I’m the world’s funniest person, and I’m amazing at everything I do.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

I stay up late sneezing sometimes. I’ll just sneeze the whole night away. Makes me feel human. You should try it.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@HiranKay @FlashMonitor_ Okay and how do they know they didn’t create a cavity while removing the overfill?

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

I evaluate my employees every day and every day the best employee gets a ziplock bag full of pasta water.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

I’m trying to sell premium gunk and ooze to the new generations of entrepreneurs. I think Gen Z is an untapped customer base in the world of gunk and ooze.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

It’s me, R. Nuts. I have a plan now.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

Why do they look like that?

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @VantyBoi @thechosenberg It’s a kid’s toy, you are a kid.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @VantyBoi @thechosenberg Your profile picture is of a Nintendo DS with Mario on it.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @VantyBoi @thechosenberg It’s not an insult

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @VantyBoi @thechosenberg Upon closer inspection of your profile, you are a child. That’s my bad. You just hate going to school.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

When they try to shut us down I believe they’ll send a female agent and I think she’ll try to start a fire.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

All fire “drills” at my company involve real fires. This makes sure that all employees are properly prepared for the real deal. Most start in the waste basket of the women’s restroom.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @VantyBoi @thechosenberg How would parents have time for that?

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@VantyBoi @JCC31925 @thechosenberg Homeschooling can never replace the social learning that takes place at school, and most parents do not have time or the expertise to insure proper education takes place.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @thechosenberg How would defunding them make them worse? They’d have lower quality teaching supplies, poorer faculties, less experienced teachers, etc. Schools already struggled to afford up to date textbooks, less money would exacerbate all of the issues schools have.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@JCC31925 @thechosenberg Yes! Surely giving the schools less money will make things better. You are a genius!

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@hockey_jc90 @five_slo @JustaMinx @TipsOut That example is not comparable at all because now you’ve introduced a totally new separate crime. Also even the AI agrees it’s not legally blackmail.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@hockey_jc90 @five_slo @JustaMinx @TipsOut I’ve dealt with enough cases to know this. “Respond to my email or I’ll release embarrassing footage” does not meet the legal definition of blackmail.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@five_slo @JustaMinx @TipsOut Blackmail requires you to demand something of monetary value. I would know lol. So no this isn’t blackmail.

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@awino_g @nawimnot @Gwinstead9 @LRH_Superfan According to what?

[Grub Thompson 🐀 @NutsRichard]

@nawimnot @Gwinstead9 @LRH_Superfan Why is 20 more “obvious” than 45?