Susie ✿

so many metaphors they’re practically metafives 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

*something happens*

ANXIETY: Oh no, a reason to panic!

ME: No shh don’t worry about that, it doesn’t matter.

DEPRESSION: 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

ordered thai food and selected “medium” spicy. RIP my ego

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@callow_explorer lmao what day is it 😂 it’s been good! outside the place is superb 👌🏼 inside? I’ll get back to you

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

I read the jk rowling essay so you don’t have to: she still sucks. 🤗 your energy is finite, spend it elsewhere.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@callow_explorer successful indeed!! 🥳 at least in the sense that it’s done and all my stuff is here, haha. now onto the next herculean task: UN-packing 🫡

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

the actual act of moving is wild when you think about it. so much forethought! so much manual labor! so many boxes! just to immediately do the *exact* same thing all over again in reverse. they should uhh invent something for that

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

every few years I rewatch oitnb and I argue with my past self about which character has the most tragic arc. first watch was daya, last time I would’ve said taystee, but now I’m pretty sure it’s pennsatucky. anyway, I have hobbies,

[KerryHowley @KerryHowley]

RIP Annie.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

miserably scrolling on my phone for hours is wild cuz isn’t addiction supposed to give you dopamine first? did we skip that part or was I just 17

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

first they came for the lettuce,
and I did not speak out
because I didn’t eat lettuce

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The FDA has announced a recall of 25 varieties of cream cheese due to possible contamination with listeria.

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

Me: Who do you want to win again?
Boyfriend: Cubs. But I don't care much. You dont have to do that thing where you apologize after they lose

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

it’s like he wakes up every morning and thinks, how can I be an even worse person today? how can I hurt the world more?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Trump administration has proposed trading land just inside Yosemite’s western boundary to a Las Vegas developer. https://t.co/3scQY80BS3

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

dishwasher repairman coming today. he’s gonna call when he’s on his way and if I miss the call he CANCELS. phone volume on high, I’ve gotten nothing done, flinch at every notification, I haven’t peed in hours, please god let it end

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@coastalmom11 fair, I guess by “no reason” I meant “no reason anyone else could discern” 😂 but there is indeed one (or many), thank you for the good wishes! 💜

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

being an adult is weird cuz you can just make massive, life-changing decisions with literally zero oversight or input. I’m about to sign a lease and leave my cushy life of seven years to move to the city for no reason. I consulted no one. but in my defense I was left unsupervised

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

I always stop scrolling on the meal service ad so instagram thinks I must REALLY be into meal services. but joke’s on you, algorithm: the guy in the ad is just really hot

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

@callow_explorer haha I’m just in london right now and feeling jealous. felt the same way when I visited NYC. I live in san diego which absolutely requires a car, although I do sometimes take the amtrak to visit friends in LA!

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

WHY DOESN’T AMERICA HAVE PUBLIC TRANSIT OUTSIDE OF ONE FREAKING CITY WE’RE SO DUMB

[Susie ✿ @NutshellVersion]

london is such a silly billy place. I’m currently riding the *piccadilly* train to *cockfoster* like please be serious