Matt

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

Real Cricket™ GO by Nautilus Mobile App Private Limited https://t.co/vJmTuAQKJd

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

This is the best QR Scanner app I've ever used! Download now while it's free! https://t.co/9nWtcVxAgs

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

@ShitpostBot5000 prof oak

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Bought at the airport gift shop.

[神谷英樹🍀 Hideki Kamiya🍀 @HidekiKamiya_X]

To Sakurai

and

all Smash idiots:

I LOVE YOU.

[PlatinumGames Inc. @platinumgames]

Bayonetta is coming to Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS! Check the reveal here: https://t.co/G59yOKPGQA

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

@kmeegs11 @allyaliciax

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

We apologize for the original image here. Zayn Malik is mentioned in the story, but is obviously not part of ISIS.

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

@uh_I_dunno

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Now's your chance to get a special Zoroark, US Trainers! #Pokemon https://t.co/JqkBWXYgJH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just landed in New Hampshire - a very exciting morning planned!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Bill Clinton wants to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/rVOZHzrlEB

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Bitch better have my money.

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

@allyaliciax don't candy corn in general

[Matt @NuttyvenClose]

I'm calling out @allyaliciax and here "cookies" that are basically just balls of candy corn