I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I'm at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
Men be worried about having girls because they could be a “hoe” or worried about having a gay son. This is what the fuck I’m worried about. My son becoming a fucking incel right under my nose.
Why do guys post pictures covering their face lmaoooo and I don’t mean here and there it’s like all their pictures….. how the fuck am i supposed to know who I’m talking to
The way my little soul hurts when the nice weather breaks out and I wanna go outside get some tacos a drink and smoke a phat one and I wanna call @danksinatri
I love living alone……I’m fighting back the allergies so I’ve been laying on my couch since 4 just rotting and I got the window open and the Edible is hitting right now…. I just got the urge to take my pants off and just lay here in my tanktop lol life’s great