Nick Dickson

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

I aren’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

How is a geezer who got famous for smashing birds on the telly talking more sense than politicians with upper class backgrounds and education?

Because I aren’t a puppet being controlled by anyone else.

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

✅Posted abroad by potential immigrant
✅Teeth most likely done in Turkey, good chance by a Muslim
✅Brain cells on life support

[🇬🇧💥𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓💥🇦🇺 @Maxwellpainn]

Restore Britain 🇬🇧

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

“Noble Prize”

[C @_CM_67_]

Whoever at Greggs suggested this is an absolute genius

Noble prize stuff

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

This man has somehow managed to look like Alan Shearer, Wayne Rooney and Ronan Keating all at once

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Farage checking the Welsh and Scottish results

[Ryan Fitzsimons @RyanStevenF2]

Pumped ya fat dafty @CllrTKerr

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Oooooh please sir can we please have some list seats

Fuck aaaaaaafffff

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Malcolm Offord and Thomas Kerr leathered about the gaff 😮‍💨

[Live Darts @livedarts]

👀

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

@manorsgolf if this is a sponsor deal, please withdraw it. This is now officially the least cool person involved in the sport.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Why would you post this 🤣🤣🤣

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

The face of a man who just lost his bollocks on Majborough at Cheltenham! 🥺

#CheltenhamFestival

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

If Mossad blow up Glasgow City Council, how will that impact my bin uplift schedule?

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Marks my words: Mossad will stage a 9/11 style false flag attack on the GCC next week to justify US ground invasion into Iran.

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Laurence Fox, a racist grifter, has just publicly said he feels sorry for one of the most well known child killers in recent British history. Imagine his skin was brown, what would silly sausage Laurence be saying then?

These people genuinely think they’re intelligent too 😂

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Disgusting and abhorrent as his crimes were - in the absence of capital punishment in this country - even the most depraved criminals should be protected from vigilante justice in prison.

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Amorim revisionism is going to be incredibly satisfying

[Mal @UtdMaI]

I now understand why Amorim preferred Heaven to Yoro

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Squint Eastwood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dean Robertson @Robbo_1875]

@Jacintamathews2 Calm doon squint eastwood

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Social media reaction has, as always, been incredibly jarring.

An echo chamber of generally low IQ individuals. Watch the film.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

The way how some Black people are behaving in regard to the Tourette situation is disappointing. Both Jordan and Lindo deserves apologies but to automatically characterise it as malicious and refuse to change your stance when presented with new information is poor.

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

“Trying”

Silly cunt

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Scotland boss Steve Clarke confirmed that Harvey Barnes has turned down the chance to play for Scotland at the 2026 World Cup, with the Newcastle United player concentrating on trying to play for England 🚨

[jim rob @thejimrob]

Why is he holding the microphone like a wee mouse holds cheese

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

Positionless relationist football

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

Juve being the first big European team to utilize positionless relationist football will never not be hilarious

[Nick Dickson @Nxckson]

A country divided by extreme political ideals, cost of living a continual nightmare & NHS almost inoperable in parts of the country amongst other things.

Thank you for taking a chunk of your very valuable time to tackle the biggest issue of them all Keir. Gig tickets. Muppet.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

For too long, ticket touts have ripped off fans – using bots to get tickets and resell at sky-high prices.

Our new proposals will ban ticket touting and make sure you can buy a ticket to a gig or a show without having to pay the scalper's markup – money that many families need for their weekly shop or monthly bills.

My government is on your side.